Army Wives

Michael: Claudia Joy Holden, after 17 years of marriage my heart still skips a beat every time I look at you. Claudia Joy: Michael James Holden, after 17 years of marriage I can't believe that tired old line of yours still works.

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Roxy, you work two jobs right? And you got two kids from two different men. Now, I know I only met you four days ago, but I think you're my soulmate!

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Pamela: Sit next to the Anti-Christ, going to Hell by association. Roxy: Oh, I reckon I got you beat on the Hell front. Pamela: Last week I was a drug dealer. This week I'm carrying the chaplain's kids. You think you can top that? Roxy: I can try. My kids aren't my husband's. I was married to the first one's daddy till he sucker-punched me. The second one was just a friend who came over to "comfort" me one night. I've known Trevor, my husband, for all of 17 days now. How'd I do. Pamela: [smiles] I'm impressed.

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[In labor] Vodka and a hammer! I need vodka and a hammer!!!

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Pamela: [Seeing the look on Roland's face as she gives birth] You having a good time? Roland: Let's just say childbirth is disgusting as it is miraculous. Roland: [looks up to see everyone looking at him] It wasn't me.

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Give me everything you've got baby doll or you're gonna be looking at me from the floor.

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