Spider-Man: Homecoming

Cindy: Wait, what's going on? Girl: Peter's not going to Nationals. Cindy: No, no, no. Abe: Why not? Liz: Really, right before Nationals? Michelle: He already quit marching band and robotics lab. [students stare at her] I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just very observant.

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Steve Rogers: Hi, I'm Captain America. Whether in the classroom, or on the battlefield, physical fitness can be the difference between success or failure. Today my good friend, your gym teacher, will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge. Gym Teacher: Thank you, Captain. I'm pretty sure this guy is a war criminal now, but whatever, I have to show these videos; it's required by the state.

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Ned: Whoa, what is that? Peter: I dunno, but some guy tried to vaporize me with it. Ned: Seriously? Awesome! I mean, not awesome... totally uncool, that guy. Peter: I think it's some kind of power source. Ned: Yeah, but it's connected to all these retro-processors. That's an inductive charging plate: it's what I use to charge my toothbrush. Peter: So whoever is making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours. Ned: That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be a part of your journey.

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Ned: It stopped. Peter: Maryland? Ned: What's there? Peter: Dunno. Evil lair? Ned: Evil lair?! Peter: Dude, a gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair. Ned: Badass.

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Peter: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening. Karen (the Suit lady): Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode? Peter: Enhanced combat mode? Yeah! Karen: Activating Instant-Kill! Peter: What?! No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody! Karen: De-activating Instant-Kill. Peter: What the hell just happened, what was that? Karen: [helpful] You jumped off a sign and then landed on your face.

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Peter: Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? Karen: Who is Liz? Peter: Who is Liz? She's the best; she's awesome. She's just a girl that goes to my school. But yeah, I really want to tell her... it's just really weird, you know? "Hey,... I'm Spider-Man." Karen: What's weird about that? Peter: Well, what if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? Imagine how disappointed she'd be if she sees me. Karen: Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. Peter: Aw, thanks Karen. [beat] It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.

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