Quotes

Dialogue

Colt: I'm not going to Japan. We're gonna play baseball. Rocky: What are you talking about? Tum-Tum: I wanna go! Colt: I wanna play! Sam Sr.: Stop it! "I want, I want". What is the matter with you guys? I just wanna tell you I was very embarrassed and ashamed of your behavior out there, and you should be too Colt: How can I pay attention with Grandpa pestering me from the stands like that? Jessica: Jeffrey! Colt: That's what's embarrassing. Jessica: That's enough. Sam Sr.: And Samuel, just what were you looking at when you were supposed to be pitching? Tum-Tum: [singsong voice] Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino... Sam Sr.: And you, Jeffrey, fighting like that. How many times have I told you about your temper? You're just gonna have to learn how to control it? Jessica: Well, I wonder where he gets it from? Sam Sr.: You see what all this ninja stuff does? All they wanna do is fight. Tum-Tum: Does this mean no Japan? Sam Sr.: It may mean "no" to a lot of things, Michael, until all of you guys

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Glam: Ho! Hey, Uncle! Hey, how's the weather in Japan? Koga: My idiot nephew, forget the weather. Did you get the pictures? Glam: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. [sees a picture of the dagger along with the picture of Mori] Cool knife. Koga: I will pay you well to perform this task for me. Glam: We'll take it!

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Glam: Greetings, Uncle! Koga: I was expecting you earlier. [Vinnie and Slam try to touch him] Don't touch me! Glam: Get out of the way! Uncle, we did your bidding, and we got the goods right here. Koga: Quiet, fool! Glam: Quiet, fool! Slam: Quiet, fool! Koga: Give it to me! Glam: Give it to him! Slam: Give it to him! Vinnie: [places a duffel bag on Koga's desk] Hey, nice vase. Behold, the dagger of doom! [the duffel bag Vinnie opened turned out to be Tum-Tum's bag with a mouse trap, meaning the dagger was not in it, and the mouse trap pinches Vinnie's fingers] SLAM!! SLAM!! Glam: I can explain this. Koga: [enraged] YOU HAVE FAILED!! Ishikawa! Show them how we deal with fools! [Ishikawa carries Glam to the treadmill] Slam: Hey, that's our lead singer, you! Glam: We can do instrumentals. We don't need lyrics! Ishikawa, can we talk about this? [Ishikawa starts the treadmill and puts the speed to the extreme velocity] Uncle! Koga: Nephew, I am mush dissatisfied, but I am prepared to give y

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Tum-Tum: This is great! Rocky, tell Miyo's mother how good this is. [Rocky communicates to Miyo's mother in Japanese, with Tum-Tum interpreting] Miyo's Mother: Thank you. Colt: And we know what a picky eater my brother is. Miyo: Your Japanese is getting good, Rocky. You should learn something to say to Grand Master tomorrow.

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Tum-Tum: Well, I tried. Darren: I said, come here! [Miyo does a flip right behind Darren] Huh? Where'd she go? [turns around and faces Miyo, who lets out a fierce karate yell and beats him up]