Chuck

Chuck: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Did you spike the punch? Morgan: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.

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Morgan: Stop the presses! Who is that!? Vicky Vale! Chuck: Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Vale, Vickity Vickity, Vicky Vale, Vi- Vicky Va... Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting. Chuck: Uh no, not at all. That's from-it's from Batman. Sarah: [smiles] Because that makes it better? Morgan: Ahh, Hi. Hey, I'm Morgan. And this is, uh, this is Chuck. Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or, uh, Morgan, for that matter. Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster. Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own.

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Sarah: That's funny. Chuck: Well, I'm a funny guy. Sarah: Clearly! Which is good, because I am not funny. Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? 'Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you... Sarah: Oh, plenty...believe me. Chuck: I was thinking "either she's a cannibal, or she's really not that funny," and I was pulling for cannibal 'cause I'd never met one before... Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal, but I did just come out of a long relationship, so I may come with baggage. Chuck: Well, I could be your very own...baggage handler.

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Sarah: Come any closer and I shoot! Casey: ...You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

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Sarah: Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them. Chuck: There were thousands of them. Casey: Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head? Sarah: Chuck is the computer.

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General Beckman: Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot. Director Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.

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