Signs

Graham: Bo, where's Morgan? Bo? Bo: Are you in my dream, too? Graham: This is not a dream. Graham: Morgan, are you hurt? Morgan: I think God did it. Graham: Did what? (Morgan turns his father's head to see their two dogs running around wildly in the center of an enormous crop circle)

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Graham: Oh. That was quick, Caroline. I only called you folks two hours ago. Caroline: Old Mrs. Kendleman. Twisted her ankle, as she puts it. Diving for her life when a bunch of school kids rode down the sidewalk on skateboards. She went down to Thornton's store this morning, and started spittin' on the new skateboards. Spitting! By the time I got there, Mrs. Kendlemen had sprayed the whole place. And she must have had a cold, as I'm telling you, I won't eat for a week. [sighs] So, what happened to your crops?

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Bo: It's contaminated. Morgan: You don't even know what that word means. (Morgan tastes it) It's not contaminated. It's just tap water, pour it in his bowl. Bo: It tastes funny. Morgan: It does not. Besides, he licks his butt every day. I don't think he'll mind.

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Caroline: Now, what kind of a machine can bend a stalk of corn without breaking it? Graham: It can't be by hand, it's too perfect. Caroline: Doesn't sound much like Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers. They can't take a piss without wettin' the front of their pants.

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Caroline: Some animals around the county have been acting funny. Some of them violent. Graham: Is it a virus? Caroline: I don't think so, Father. They were more edgy, more alert. It's almost as if they smell a predator around. Peeing on themselves and everything. Graham: Caroline. Please stop calling me Father. Caroline: What's wrong? Graham: I don't hear my children.

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Graham: What's the matter? Bo: There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water? Graham: What's wrong with the water next to your bed? Bo: It tastes old.

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