Fantastic Four

Ben: What's wrong with me? Johnny: I swear they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world, Ben. You had the best - Ben: [getting frantic] Give me a mirror... Johnny: They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could – Ben: I said give me the goddamn mirror! Johnny: (beginning to laugh) Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.

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Sue: [to Reed] Look at me. Reed: [looking up and seeing, or not seeing that Sue has turned invisible] I can't. Sue: What do you mean you can't?! Look at me! Reed: Sue, look at your hands!

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Reed: Wow. You've been working out. Sue: Shut up!

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Sue: Johnny, say you're sorry. Ben: Did you just-- [ hit with another fireball] Sue: Johnny, stop it! Ben: That's it, Tinker Bell! YOU WANNA FLY?! Reed: No, Ben. Ben: THEN FLY!!! [Ben punches through Reed's body to launch Johnny into the Burger King sign] Sue: Wait a minute, guys. Ben, don't do this. Johnny: Let's see if we can get blood from a stone. Sue: Johnny? Ben: Let's see. Bring it, Burnout.

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Reporter: So what can you tell us about the outfit? Johnny: [on tv] Not too much, but I will say that it's all weather and no leather. Kind of Armani meets Astronaut. Sue: He didn't. Ben: Oh, yes, he did. Flame-boy never listens. Sue: What did he do to his uniform? Reporter: So what are your superhero names? Johnny: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch. Reporter: What about the rest of the team? Johnny: [points to a visual] That's the Invisible Girl. Sue: 'Girl'..? Reporter: That's easy to remember. And Reed Richards? I heard they call him Mr. Fantastic. And can he really stretch any part of his anatomy? Johnny: Well, I've always found him to be a little limp. [Another cheer from the people behind them] Ben: Could be worse. Reporter: What is that? What is that thing? Johnny: That's it. The Thing. If you think that's bad, you should have seen him before. Ben: Okay, now I'm gonna go kill him.

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Victor: Ben. Come in. Ben: What is this? Where's Reed? Victor: Where do you think? With Sue. Victor: I'll take it from here, Leonard. Leonard: Yes, sir. Ben: What do you want, Vic? Victor: To help you. The machine– is ready. Ben: [Walks closer] But Reed said it wouldn't be– Victor: He also said we'd avoid that storm in space. But we all know how that turned out. He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. Yet another mistake for Mr. Fantastic. Ben: [Walks closer] And you can? Victor: Yes. Tell me, do you want to be Ben Grimm again?

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