Meet the Robinsons

Lewis: I mean, there's so many things in the world that can be improved. Just think of it. Moving sidewalks, flying cars. The possibilities are endless. Mr. Harrington: [looking over the drawings in Lewis' notebook with his wife] Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one. Lewis: All it takes is some imagination and a little science, and we can make the world a better place. Mr. Harrington: Well, these are all interesting ideas. So, what's your favorite sport? Lewis: Well, does inventing count as a sport? Mr. Harrington: Actually... Lewis: 'Cause I think I hit a home run with this one! [takes out his PB and J gun] Mr. Harrington: What is that? Lewis: First, a question. What's the number one problem that you face when you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Mr. Harrington: Lewis, I don't think we... Lewis: Portion control. Too much peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, takes forever to chew. Too much jelly squishes out the sides and makes your hands all sticky. Well, I propose

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Mr. Willerstein: Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy there at Inventco Labs, and we're just so excited to have you as a judge. Dr. Krunklehorn: It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know. One of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, microprocessor, or integrated circuit. [stops Mr. Willerstein, realizing something] Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of that lab very much. [looks down at Mr. Willerstein's bow tie he's wearing] Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties. I haven't slept in 8 days! Mr. Willerstein: Well, can I offer you a cot or something? Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope. [places a sticker with a picture of a coffee mug on Mr. Willerstein's forehead] I've got the caffeine patch. I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects. [screams] Sorry. Who's this? Mr. Willerstein: This is one of our students, Stanley Pukowski. Dr. Krucklehorn: Oh, so cute! I just want

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Wilbur: This area's not secured. Get in[Wilbur pulls Lewis under the blanket of his Memory Scanner] Have you been approached by a tall man in a bowler hat? Lewis: What? Wilbur: Hey, hey. I'll ask the questions here.

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Lewis: [clears throat] Have you ever forgotten something, and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't remember it? Well, what happens to these forgotten memories? I propose they're stored somewhere in your brain, and I built a machine that can retrieve them. I call it… the Memory Scanner! [pulls off the blanket, revealing his invention] Dr. Krucklehorn: It's shiny! Mr. Willerstein: So, Lewis, how does the Memory Scanner work? Lewis: (Simple.) First, you input the desired period of time on this keypad. Then, a laser scans the cerebral cortex where memories are stored. The retrieved memory is then displayed on this monitor. Dr. Krucklehorn: Wrap him up. I'll take two. Lewis: Now, I'm going back twelve years, three months and eleven days. [inputs the desired time period on the keypad] Coach: Why that particular day? You didn't think I was paying attention, did you? Lewis: Well, that was the day… Let's just say that was a very important day of my life. Coach: Fair enough. Play ball. Lew

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[first words] Come, my dear. Our future awaits. [places the Memory Scanner in the wagon and carries it away; laughing evilly]

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Lewis: Would you quit that, please? I know you're not a pigeon. Wilbur: [quickly covers Lewis' mouth] You're blowing my cover! Lewis: We're the only ones up here. Wilbur: That's just what they want you to think. Now, enough moping. Take this back to the science fair and fix that Memory Scanner. Lewis: Stop! Stop! Get away from me! Wilbur: Maybe you've forgotten, I'm a time cop from the future. It should be taken very seriously. Lewis: [swipes the "badge" out of Wilbur's hand] That's no badge. This is a coupon for a tanning salon! You're a fake. Wilbur: Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop, but I really am from the future, and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy! Lewis: [groans] Here we go again. Wilbur: He stole a time machine, came to the science fair, and ruined your project. Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good. There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! YOU'RE CRAZY! Wilbur: [exclaims] I am not crazy! Lewis: Oh, yeah, Captain Time

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