Quotes

Dialogue

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like? Kevin: You want to take this one? Oz: Like warm apple pie. Jim: Yeah? Oz: Yeah. Jim: Apple pie, huh? Oz: Uh huh. Jim: McDonald’s or homemade? Stifler: (at choir practice) What did you cocks do to him? Oz: You came to see me in action? Jim: Yeah, man, I thought you sounded really good! Stifler: Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached! Oz: (on being sensitive to women) All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. Stifler: I dunno man, that…sounds like a lot of work. Stifler: Fuck me! There’s gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house, and you’re not going to do anything about it? Jim: What am I supposed to do, Stifler? Broadcast her over the internet? Stifler: Yeah! Kevin: You can do that? Jim: No, I can’t do that to her. Stifler: Jim, get some fucking balls. If you can’t bring yourself to photograph a naked chick, how the hell are you ever gonna sleep with one? Finch