Sonny with a Chance

Sonny: I can't believe I'm really here! Mom! Connie: Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face) Sonny: Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside. Connie: Alright, I'm sorry. You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business. Sonny: Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me. Connie: You've got a big head. Sonny: What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin. Connie: With a much bigger head. Sonny: My head is the exact same size as- Connie: (turns Sonny around) Sonny: (sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool! Marshall: Ah! There she is! There's my new star! Sonny: Mr. Pike! Marshall: (shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here. Connie: Good. Because you know what we do to people in W

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Grady: You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf. Nico: I thought you like playing the barf, bro. Grady: No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but you know. Sonny: Hey guys. [holds her hand out] Nico: Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that. Grady: Grady, but you knew that. Sonny: And I'm Sonny! But I knew that!

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Sonny: Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat? Tawni: You're in a fat suit? Tawni: You just did. Sonny: Darn my niceness! Sonny: Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're... Chad: [pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper. Sonny: You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls! Sonny: Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny. Chad: Sonny. That's a nice name. Sonny: We were trying to make peace. Chad: Please, you were trying to trap us. Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice. Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wis

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Chad: FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON IN MUSICAL CHAIRS! Sonny: Good. See you at noon. Chad: Yes you will! You smell like ham. Sonny: I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us. Chad: (he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get. Sonny: You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose! Chad: Ha ha ha. At least I can act. Sonny: Can you, Chad? Can you, really? Nico: She's givin' it right back to him. Tawni: We might actually win! So Random Cast: Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No! Sonny: Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped. Chad: (forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand. Sonny: (grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!! So Random Cast: (cheers for Sonny) Tawni: (hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly) Chad: You tricked me! Sonny:

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Chad: You know Sonny, didn't seem like your friends where very supportive. It was almost like they were dissing you. Sonny: Oh, them mocking me and making fun of my idea was just their way of, mocking me and making fun of my idea. Chad: Well, you do things differently at "So Random". At the Falls, if one of us cries, we all cry. Let's just assume that when one of you laughs, you all laugh. Tawni: I'd like to have a word with you. Girl of the "Mackenzie Falls"" cast: Is that word goodbye? Tawni: Oh, if I was talking to you the word would be "moise drie exfoliate" Sonny: You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other. Grady: Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls". Tawni: Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there? Nico: Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain. Tawni: Good. Sonny: Good. Sonny: (drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehe

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Marshall: All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3. Sonny: (wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo! Tawni: (comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly) Sonny: Pia! Zora: (comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances) Sonny: Agua! Nico: (comes out of a stall and dances) Sonny: And Wee Diddy! Grady: (wearing gangster clothes and dances) Sonny: What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup) Marshall: (claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break. Sonny: Hi, this is Sonny, and you've reached me at 555-0125, you know what to do. Sonny: Hey, my first phone call. Hello? Tawni: Yeah it's me. Could you keep

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