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FBI Agent Ray Cumberland: Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? 30? 40? 50? Blade: 1,182. But they were all familiars. People who work for them.

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Dr. Edgar Vance: How about the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now? Blade: An asshole.

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Hannibal King: Welcome to the honeycomb hideout. Blade: How do you bankroll this operation? Hannibal King: I date a lot of older men.

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Hannibal King: We call ourselves the Nightstalkers. Blade: Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon. Hannibal King: Well, we were originally going to go with the Care Bears, but, uh … that was taken.

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Hannibal King: Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at the local "Y". [Blade walks away] He hates me, doesn't he? Danica Talos: Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he? Hannibal King: Yeah. [Referring to crucifix necklace] Why do you wear that symbol? Danica Talos: Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once. Hannibal King: I was there when they crucified him. Danica Talos: He died for their sins. Hannibal King: Not mine. Danica Talos: And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them? Hannibal King: [Grabs her by hair] Take it off. Danica Talos: Why? Hannibal King: I will make you a better one. [She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her] There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God. [Proceeds to continue feeding]

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Zoe: Why do you do that? Blade: Because there's something bad inside of me. This keeps it from getting out. Zoe: Why can't you just be nice? Blade: Because the world isn't nice.

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Dracula/Drake: [Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building] Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you. Blade: Why'd you kill Vance? Dracula/Drake: He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean. Blade: I wouldn't know. Dracula/Drake: You will. Blade: How are you able to survive in sunlight? Dracula/Drake: Haven't you read Stoker's fable? I was the very first vampire. I am unique. Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword. Blade: You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword. Dracula/Drake: Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine. [Throws baby ahead of him with Blade catching baby, then realizing Dracula/Drake has disappered]

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Hannibal King: Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! [Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder] God! We're going to fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? Abigail: Shut up, King. Hannibal King: "See you in 28 days." [Laughs, Abigail holds out a vial] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? Abigail Whistler: It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmorhaging. Hannibal King: Is it going to hurt? Abigail Whistler: [Pause] Yeah, it's going to sting a little. Hannibal King: Really? Hannibal King: [Screams] Fuck... me!

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Chief Martin Vreede: [Drives up to warehouse] You wanted to see me? Virago: We've got trouble. Blade: [Walks up with Abigail] Doing a little moonlighting, chief? Chief Martin Vreede: Shit! [Reaches for his gun but Abigail draws her gun before he can and she goes up to him confiscating his gun] Blade: [Walks up to Martin and Virago] What are you doing here? [To Virago] Talk. [Pulls her by shirt] Talk! [She slaps his hand away and he shoves her to the ground] Spill it! Virago: You know what we're doing. Blade: [Points to warehouse] What's inside?! [Virago attempts to lunge but Abigail kills her and he points to warehouse] Now, what's behind Door Number One? Chief Martin Vreede: I can't tell you. They- they'll kill me. Blade: "Kill you"? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! [Grabs Vreede by his jacket collar and force marches him to door] I'll just enjoy it better! [Referring to wrist code reader] You know the routine. [Grabs Martin hand to wrist code reader and door opens] Lights. [Martin compli

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Hannibal King: [Stands] Jesus Christ! What the fuck?! Asher Talos: [Picks up the dog] Good dog. Hannibal King: What the fuck?! Asher Talos: His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting. Hannibal King: You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian? Asher Talos: Yeah. [Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood] Jarko Grimwood: Precious, isn't he? Hannibal King: Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you. Jarko Grimwood: And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?! [Kicks King] Hannibal King: [In an annoyed tone] Ow! I was talking... to her! [Points to Danica Talos] Danica Talos: Poor King. You look so... distraught! [Kicks him] Asher, hand me that chair. [Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds] You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried... Lake Trout? Mackerel? Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick? Danic

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Dracula/Drake: Do you know who I am? Zoe: You're the Nome King. Dracula/Drake: Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die? Zoe: I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven. Dracula/Drake: There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift? Zoe: [Calmly] My friends are coming to kill you.

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Hannibal King: You're gonna be sorry you did that. Asher Talos: Why? [Kicks him] No one's coming for you, King Shit. Hannibal King: Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. [Asher starts mockingly clapping] You like that, huh? Go fuck your sister. Danica Talos: Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours? Hannibal King: It's in my left ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. [Danica slaps him] Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. [Danica kicks him in the groin] Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself... Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore. Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds

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Jarko Grimmwood: Hey, dickface. You seen my dog? Hannibal King: Have you tried the lobby? [Grimmwood grabs him by the throat] Thank you. [Grimmwood throws him against a wall] Fuck... Jarko Grimmwood: Come on, King. Hannibal King: ...this.

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Dracula/Drake: Blade. Ready to die? Blade: [Unsheathes his sword] I was born ready, motherfucker. Dracula/Drake: "Motherfucker". I like that.

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Asher Talos: We got caught with our pants down Jarko Grimmwood: Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us!

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Hannibal King: Hey, Dmitri. Nice hat. Dmitri: King, what the hell are you doing here? Hannibal King: Uh, just a little sport hunting. Dmitri: Ain't no more vampires left, King. So, who do you want to hunt? Hannibal King: Well, that is a great question, my friend. And I got one for you. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf? You get a fur coat... Hannibal King: ...that sticks to your neck. Abigail Whistler: Found him. Hannibal King: Don't you know that fur is murder? [Screen cuts to black and a gun is discharged]