Quotes

Dialogue

Jason Scott: Cow seems unhappy. Jason's Friend: Well, it shouldn't be unhappy, because I just milked her. Jason: Him. You just milked him. Jason's Friend: This is a "him?" Jason: Was it 1 udder? Jason's Friend: Yup. Jason: Yeah, that's not an udder. Jason's Friend: I was gonna say, it was actually kinda weird. It was kinda big, I had to use 2 hands– Jason: Stop. We will never discuss this again. Sam Scott: You know, I don't think we're ever gonna understand each other. Just when I think you've done the dumbest thing you could possibly do… you find something even dumber and you do it. Jason: Thank you. Sam: I promise you, this is not the moment to be a wiseass. I know you think it's noble you didn't rat out your friends. Jason: I acted alone. Beefcake and I had a connection. Sam: Yeah, that's funny. You know what's not funny? This was supposed to be your season. I had scouts coming to every game. You could've written your own ticket. Now it's all gone! Now you gotta come here every Satu

Dialogue

Billy Cranston: Hey, thanks for that in there. Jason: Ah, no worries. I hate guys like that. Billy: Yeah. Oh, so, hey, we should hang out sometime, huh? Not that we have to, but I think tonight we should. Jason: What was your name again? Billy: Billy. Billy Cranston, or William Cranston. Remember when kids used to call me Billy "Cramstons" as a 3rd grade joke like "Billy crams a ton of crayons in his butt", which I didn't! It's really impossible to cram a ton of crayons in a butt. Uh, no, no, no, I'm sorry- Jason: Billy, I would honestly hang out with you, but I have a date, every night with the Angel Grove Sheriff's Department, so... I'm sorry. Billy: Wait, no, no, no-don't leave, don't leave. Hey-alright, so, I don't really expect for us to hang out. Truth is, I need to get somewhere tonight, and I could really use your help. Jason: Billy, I hear you, but as I told you, I have house arrest. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm sorry. Billy: Well, I-I mean, I could fix that. I know