A Fairly Odd Christmas

Christmas Carol: Sir, here are your lists: Nice… and naughty. Santa: Thank you. [looking over the naughty list] A lot of familiar names on here. Some people never learn. I guess they're getting coal again this Christmas. But enough negativity. Now, let's all the boys and girls who will be getting their Christmas wishes this year.

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Wanda: [as Poof is struggling with his words] Strange. Ever since Poof said his first words, he's never been able to say another. Tootie: Maybe he just hasn't found his true voice yet.

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There's Turner now. A 23-year-old living the life of a child. Well, beware, Turner. A Christmas present, I'm gonna give you… A PIECE OF MY MIND!

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Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie! Timmy: Hey, Mom and Dad. Tootie: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Mr. Turner: Oh, please, call us Timmy's parents. Mrs. Turner: Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home! Mr. Turner: Yeah, right. 'Cause you're not, right? right? No! No, no, no! Mrs. Turner: You can't, we've already turned your room into a secret spy cave. Mr. Turner: Please, don't take away our secret spy cave! (Mrs. Turner starts crying) Timmy: Relax, Mom and Dad, I'm not moving back home. Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Oooh! Timmy: What are you guys up to? Mr. Turner: Duh, I'm dressed up as Santa. Mrs. Turner: And Santa's little helper! Tootie: Very Christmassy... Mr. Turner: It's Christmas? Mrs. Turner: This year, I'm asking Santa for something practical: A new computer! Mr. Turner: I want something practical, too: A magical pony, who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream, then he poops gold! Then he eats the gold, and then he poops out a motorcycle. And we all ride away...

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Wanda: Carol. Christmas Carol: Wanda. Dingle Dave: Cosmo. Cosmo: Dingle. Christmas Carol & Dingle Dave: Lousy stinkin' fairies! Cosmo & Wanda: Dirty rotten elves! Timmy: Wait a minute. You guys know each other? Wanda: Unfortunately, we do, although they're shorter than I remember. Dingle Dave: Who you calling "short?!" Cosmo: Bring it on, Dingle Boy! Mr. Crocker: [lurking behind a tree] What's this? Timmy Turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos that aren't fairies.

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Dingle Dave: Here we are. Timmy: Tootie, look down there. The North Pole. It's amazing! Tootie: Wow! Cosmo: Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.

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