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Gazeem: [last words] Uh, it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief. Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em. Guard: He's got a sword!

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Peddler: [singing] Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense / And the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear / If they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey, it's home...| When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down / Stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night...| Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways...| Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool of his guard / Could fall and fall hard / Out there on the dunes...| [speaking] Ah, salaam and good evening to you, my worthy friend. Please, please come closer. [the camera zooms in] Ah uh, too close, a little to close... [the camera pulls back] There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, [pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant's stand] and the fines

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Guard: Stop, thief! Razoul: [first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, Street Rat. Aladdin: [looks back, then down, then at the bread] All this for a loaf of bread? Guard #1: There he is! Guard #2: You won't get away so easy! Aladdin: You think that was easy? [looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards] Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him. Aladdin: Morning, ladies. Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin? Aladdin: Trouble? No way, man. You're only in trouble if you get caught... Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] Gotcha! Aladdin: I'm in trouble. Razoul: ...and this time. [Abu pulls down his turban] Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu. As usual. Abu: Hello! Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford...| [speaking] That's everything! [singing] One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These gu

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Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right! Abu: Uh-oh! Aladdin: Here, go on...take it. Abu: Ah, don't. Huh? Villager #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose. Villager #2: Another suitor for the princess. Prince Achmed: [first words] Out of my way, you filthy brat! [ropes whip] Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners. Prince Achmed: [Aladdin throws a rope him] Oh, I teach you some manners! Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends! Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you. Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home. [singing] Riffraff, street rat / I don't buy that / If only they'd look closer / Would they see a poor boy? / No siree / They'd find out, there's so much more to me. [speaking] Someday, Abu. Things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have an

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Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted! Sultan: [to Achmed] Oh, Achmed! You're not leaving so soon, are you? Prince Achmed: [last words] Good luck marrying her off! Sultan: [exasperated] Oh, Jasmine? Jasmine? Jasmine? Sultan: Confound it, Rajah! [angrily brandishes the piece of Achmed's clothing] So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out! Princess Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him, weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? [Sultan angry] Ahem... Sultan: You have got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call, dearest. The law says that you... Princess Jasmine and Sultan: ...must be married to a Prince... Sultan: ...by your next birthday. Princess Jasmine: The law is wrong. Sultan: You've got only three more days! Princess Jasmine: I hate being forced into this, Father. I want it to be for love, if I do marry. Sultan: Not only is it this law, Jasmine. I'm not going to be around forever, and I j

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Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky. Sultan: Ooh, oh. Ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom. Jafar: My life is but to serve you, my lord. [bows] Sultan: It's this suitor business, Jasmine refuses to choose a husband, I'm at my wit's-end. Iago: Awk, wit's-end. Sultan: Oh, ha ha. Have a cracker, pretty Polly! Jafar: Your Majesty, certainly has a way with dumb animals. Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem. Sultan: If anyone can help, it's you. Jafar: Ah, but it will require the use of the mystic blue diamond. Sultan: Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years. Jafar: It is necessary to find the Princess a suitor. Jafar: Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Sultan: Everything will be fine. Jafar: The diamond. Sultan: Here, Jafar, whatever you need will be fine. Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now run along and play with your little toys. Sultan: Yes, that'll be pretty

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Princess Jasmine: Oh, I'm so sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss you. Goodbye! Aladdin: Okay, Abu, go! Fruit Merchant: [to passing crowd] Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. [Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention] Hey, get your paws off that. Abu: Blah blah blah! Fruit Merchant: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape! Abu: Bye-bye! Aladdin: Nice going, Abu, breakfast is served. Pot Merchant: Pretty lady buy a pot, no finer pot in brass or silver. Nut Merchant: Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios! Necklace Merchant: Would the lady like a necklace, a pretty necklace for a pretty lady. Fish Merchant: Fresh fish! We catch him you buy him! Princess Jasmine: I don't think so. Princess Jasmine: Excuse me. Princess Jasmine: I'm really very sorry. Aladdin: [he's obviously deeply in love with her] Whoa! Abu: Uh-oh, hello? Hello? Princess Jasmine: You must be hungry. Here you go. [the boy ru

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Iago: [huffing and puffing] With all due respect, your rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm? Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster! Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One. Jafar: Ah, sands of time - Reveal to me the one who could enter the cave. [The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders, it falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Jasmine who is covered in her cloak] Yes, yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough! Iago: That's him, that's the clown we've been waiting for? Jafar: Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace. Shall we? Iago: Swell.

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Aladdin: Almost there. Princess Jasmine: I want to thank you for stopping that man. Aladdin: Ah, forget about it. [he grabs a pole] So, uh, this is your first time in the Marketplace? [gasps] Princess Jasmine: Is it that obvious? Aladdin: Well, you do kind of stand out. [Aladdin stares at Jasmine. Jasmine returns the look. But Aladdin realises what he's doing, and returns to normal] I mean, eh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be. Princess Jasmine: I'm a fast learner. Aladdin: Hey. Come on, this way. Aladdin: Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful. Princess Jasmine: Is this where you live? Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and get as we please. Princess Jasmine: Fabulous. Aladdin: Well, it's not much, [pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace] but it's got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh? Princess Jasmine: Oh, that's wonderful. Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets... Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People

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Princess Jasmine: Jafar? Jafar: Oh, uh, Princess. Iago: Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck! Jafar: How may I be of service to you? [spreads out his cape] Princess Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders. Jafar: Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal. Princess Jasmine: What was his crime? Iago: I can't breathe, Jafar! Jafar: Why, kidnapping the Princess, of course. Iago: If you could just. [he kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut] Ow! That hurt! Princess Jasmine: He didn't kidnap me! I ran away! Jafar: [walks away] Oh, dear! Oh, why frightfully upsetting. Had I but known. Princess Jasmine: What do you mean? Jafar: Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out. Princess Jasmine: What sentence? Jafar: Death. [Jasmine gasps] By beheading. Princess Jasmine: No! Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, Princess. Princess Jasmine: How could you? [crying] Iago: So, how did it go? Jafar: I think she took it rather well. [they bot

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Aladdin: [to himself] She was the Princess. I don't believe it. I must have sounded so stupid to her. Abu: [from a distance] Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Hello! Aladdin: Abu! Down here! Aladdin: Hey, come on. Help me outta these. Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it. Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aladdin: Don't worry, Abu, I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember, and there's a law. She's gotta marry a prince, she deserves it. Abu: Ta da! Aladdin: I'm a fool. Jafar: [off-screen] You're only a fool if you give up, boy. Aladdin: Who are you? Jafar: A lowly prisoner like yourself. But together perhaps we can be more. Aladdin: I'm listening. Jafar: There is a cave, boy, the Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Jafar: [sly] Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I'd wager. Iago: Jafar, can ya hurry it up? I'm dying in here! Aladdin: But the law says that only a prince can marry... Jafar: Haven't you heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you boy?

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Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber? Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin. Cave of Wonders: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp. Jafar: Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp. And then you shall have your reward. Aladdin: Come on, Abu. [to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest] Aladdin: Will you look at that! Abu: Uh-oh! Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan. Aladdin: Abu! Aladdin: Don't touch anything! We gotta find that lamp. Abu: Huh? Abu: Aladdin! Aladdin! Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off? Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy? Aladdin: The Magic Carpet. Come on, come on out, I'm not gonna hurt you. Hey, take it easy, Abu, he's not gonna bite. Aladdin: Thanks. Aladdin: Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us. Aladdin: Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp. Aladdin: I think he knows where it is.

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Aladdin: [softly] Wait here! Abu: Oh, huh? Aladdin: This is it? This is magic lamp. This is what we came all the way down here to...? [he looks down at Abu about to grab a red diamond from a monkey idol] Abu! NO! Cave of Wonders: <big>INFIDELS!!</big> Abu: Uh-oh! Cave of Wonders: <big>YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE!!</big> [Abu tries to put the diamond back in the idol's palm, but the idol starts to melt away] <big>NOW YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!!</big> Aladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move! Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic! Aladdin: Start panicking! Whoa! Aladdin: [shouts over the din] Help me out! Jafar: Throw me the lamp! Aladdin: I can't hold on, give me your hand! Jafar: First give me the lamp. Jafar: [laughs triumphantly] Yes! At last! Aladdin: What are you doing? Jafar: Giving you your reward... [normal voice] Your eternal reward. Jafar: [laughs] It's mine. [removes his disguise] It's all mine! I... [he searches his robe pockets for the lamp, but it is

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Abu: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin. Aladdin: [groans] Oh, my head. [looks at a solid cavern] We're trapped. That two faced son-of-a-jackal! Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp. Abu: Aha! [pulls out the lamp] Aladdin: Why, you hairy little thief! It looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out. Genie: [screaming] OY! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What's your name? Aladdin: Uh, Al, Aladdin. Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? Sounds like here, boy! [whistles] Come on, Laddie! Aladdin: [to the Carpet] I must have hit my head harder than I thought. Genie: Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Oh, sorry, Cheeta, I hope I didn't singe the fur! Genie: [noticed the Carpet] Hey, Rugman! Have

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Sultan: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you're to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded. Jafar: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again. Sultan: Jasmine, Jafar, now let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please? Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess. Princess Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you. Sultan: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business, [looks and sees Jasmine walking out] Jasmine? Jasmine! Jafar: If only I had gotten that lamp! Iago: [Jasmine's voice] I will have the power to get rid of you! [normal voice] Doh! To think, we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives... Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished, or beheaded! Jafa

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Genie: [still as stewardess, now using a Carol Channing-esque voice] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. [as Aladdin and Abu get off down the stairway formed by Carpet] Thank you. Goodbye, goodbye! Thank you! Goodbye! [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-- Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy! Aladdin: Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own. Genie: Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies. Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. [to Genie] What would you wish for? Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it. Aladdin: What? Genie: No, I can't. I... Aladdin: Come on, tell me. Genie: Freedom. Aladdin: You're a prisoner? Genie: It's all part-and-parcel, the who

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Jafar: Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your daughter. Iago: Awk! The problem with your daughter! Sultan: Oh, really? Jafar: [Unrolling a scroll] Right here. "If the Princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then The sultan shall choose for her." Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors! [He tries to stuff a cracker into Iago's mouth. Iago backs away. The Sultan absentmindedly pulls the cracker back.] How could I choose someone she hates? [Iago is relieved, but The Sultan quickly stuffs a cracker in his mouth.] Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable prince cannot be found, a princess must then be wed to... hmm... interesting. Sultan: What? Who? Jafar: The royal vizier! Why, that would be...me! Sultan: Why, I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess, I'm quite sure. Jafar: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. [He pulls out the staff and hypnotizes The Sultan with it.] Sultan: Yes..

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Aladdin: What am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish. Genie: [to Carpet, playing chess] So move! [Carpet does, knocking a black piece off the board] Hey, that's a good move. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it-- I'm losing to a rug. Aladdin: Genie, I need help. Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] Okay, Sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the Little Lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? Aladdin: What? Genie: [back to normal, points out his words on a blackboard] Tell her the...<big>TRUTH!!!</big> Aladdin: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, [downcast] she'd laugh at me. [dons turban] Genie: [turns turban into a lamp shade] A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself. Aladdin: Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look? Genie:

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Aladdin: [to himself] Sultan? You want me to be "sultan"? Genie: [comes out of his lamp] Huzzah! Hail the conquerin' hero! [He turns into a one-man band. He sees Aladdin walk away with his head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up with an idea, then zooms over to Aladdin. He holds up his hands like a director scoping a picture and we look through them.] Aladdin! You've just won the heart of The Princess. What are you gonna do next? Genie: Psst, your line is "I'm going to free the genie." Anytime. Aladdin: Genie, I can't. Genie: Sure ya can. You just go, [grabs Aladdin’s head and uses him as a mock ventriloquist's dummy] "Genie, I wish you free." Aladdin: [pulls him away] I'm serious! Look, I'm sorry-- I really am. But they wanna make me Sultan-- no, they wanna make Prince Ali sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin. Genie: Al, you've won! Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? Wha

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Iago: Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's your cracker. Shove 'em all the way down your throat. Here, have lots! Princess Jasmine: Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone! Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. [he takes a bite out of the apple she is holding] A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. [he waves his finger and a crown appears] What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my Queen... Princess Jasmine: Never! Jafar: I'll teach you some respect! [she falls back as he raises his hand to slap her, then he stops] No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me. Genie: [again as Buckley] Ah, master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos... Jafar: [whirls on him] Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout! Jafar: You will do what I order you to do, slave! Princess Jasmine: [stands and puts the crown on her head] Jafar! I never realized how inc

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Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince. Princess Jasmine: I know why you did. Aladdin: Well, I guess this is goodbye. [Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing] Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you. Genie: [wipes away a tear] Al, no problem. You still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again. Aladdin: But what about your freedom? Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. [he leans down next to her] Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked. Aladdin: Jasmine, I do love you. But I gotta stop pretending to be something I'm not. Princess Jasmine: I understand. Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom. Genie: One prince pedigree coming up. I... What? Aladdin: [he holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free. Genie: [he can't believe it; laughing] I'm free. I'm free. [he hands the lamp to Aladdin] Quick, quick,

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Peabo Bryson: I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride...| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming. Regina Belle: A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But now from way up here / It's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you...| Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling...| Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world. Peabo Bryson: Don't you dare close your eyes. Regina Belle: A hundred thousand things to see. Peabo Bryson: Hold your breath, it gets better. Regina Belle: I'm like a shooting star / I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be Peabo Bryson: A whole new world. Regina Belle: With new horizons to pursue. Peabo Bryson: I'll chase