Reaper

Oh, my God, we're gonna die dressed as condoms!

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You need a doctor! Dr. Jager, Dr. Cuervo and Dr. Captain Morgan, he has two titles!

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Sock: That is quite the bag o' batteries you got there, Josie. Feeling a little lonely these days? Josie: We're having blackouts, jackass. They're for my flashlight. And if I was lonely for you, I'd just get a pencil. Sock: Like I haven't heard that before! Uh, wait a minute...

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Ted: I see a spark of the old me in you, you know that? Sam: Please don't say that, Ted. Ted: And that's why I am prepared to promote you to assistant manager of the plumbing department. What do you think of that, if that happens? Sam: I think I want to stab myself.

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Never tell crazy that you're in it for the sex!

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Ted: What can you tell me about this can of wasted paint? Andi: It's leaking onto your desk.

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