The Muppet Show

Miss Piggy: Do you prefer Shakespeare to Bacon? Pig: I'd prefer anything to bacon.

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[after Juliet called him "the Robert Redford of frogs"] You're gonna be coming back on this show a LOT! I mean it.

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Waldorf: That's one of the reasons I always thought the Muppets are weird. Statler: Why is that? Waldorf: They think explosions are funny. Explosions aren't funny. [Statler's cigar explodes] ...Although, some of them are really quite droll.

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Waldorf: Yeah, what'd ya think? Statler: Beats sitting at home watching television. Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna!

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Bert: [after singing "Some Enchanted Evening" while dancing with Connie Stevens] Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself? Ernie: [patting Bert's shoulder] Absolutely, Bert.

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Statler: Hm. Do you think this show is educational? Waldorf: Yes. It'll drive people to read books.

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