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Without us, the world would be in darkness. Governments and empires come and go but we, we have kept mankind safe since time immemorial; we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

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[after Van Helsing kills Marishka] Vampires only kill what they need to survive - one or two people a month. Now they will kill for revenge. Never too late to dig graves. You never know... when you need a fresh one.

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If you value your lives and the lives of your kind, you will kill me! If Dracula finds me... I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life. Life, for Dracula's children. [in a carriage] By exposing me, you have condemned me! ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY! [Anna shuts the door on him] [after Van Helsing is bitten by a werewolf] Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately. [Van Helsing apologises and prepares to knock him out with a dart] May others be as passionate in their hunting of you. [to a crowd of vampires] YOU WRETCHED UNDEAD!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! "THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL"!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DAMNED BONES, AND DAMNED SOULS, AND WILL BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HEEEEEEELL!!!!!

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Stop your teasing, Marishka, and finish him! I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!

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[to Anna] Don't play coy with me, Princess. I know what lurks in your lusting heart... [drinking a freshly-killed man's blood from a glass] Thirty years old... perfectly aged. Tsk, tsk, tsk. So much trouble to my Master. So much trouble. You can go when I say you can go. And I say you can go when you're dead! Anna, my love... it is your blood that shall keep me beautiful! What do you think of that?

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Too bad, so sad.

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You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest. We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar] Here... I... come... ready... or... NOT! [as he dashes, about to smash him, Van Helsing cuts her flesh; then he knocked off by the bell] Oh... THE BELL! THE BELL! Ah, Paris! [grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view over here rather spectacular! [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally] It's been a pleasure knowing you. Au revoir! [drops him] [Van Helsing shoots him in the chest with a grappling hook, last words] My turn! [Pulls hard on the rope, forcing Van Helsing into the air]

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[after Carl accidentally causes an explosion] WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

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[After Mr. Hyde is "killed" by Van Helsing] Van Helsing!! You MURDERER!!!

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Dr. Frankenstein: [after bringing his monster to life] It's alive...it's alive! IT'S ALIVE! [Hearing shouting outside, Frankenstein runs to a window to see an angry mob trying to break into his castle. Backing away from the window, he turns around and comes face to face with Dracula, jumping in shock] Dracula: Success! Dr. Frankenstein: [catching himself] Oh Count, it's just you. Dracula: I was beginning to lose faith, Victor. [regards the mob outside] A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave-robbery. Dr. Frankenstein: Yes, I must, I must escape this place! Dracula: Where are you going to run, Victor? Your...peculiar experiments have made you unwelcome in most of the civilised world! Dr. Frankenstein: [packing items in a chest] I'll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him! Dracula: [pacing atop the fireplace] No, no, Victor; the time has come for me to take command of him. Dr. Frankenstein: [confused] What are you saying? [Dracula s

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Cardinal Jinette: 13th century! Over 600 years old! I wish you a week in hell for that. Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve. Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong, your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters! We are not pleased! Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it? Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist. Van Helsing: Well then nether do I. [stands to leave] Cardinal Jinette: When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work. Van Helsing: Why can't He do it Himself? Cardinal Jinette: Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a punishment for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call. Without us, the world would be in darkness. Governments and empires come and go, but we have kept mankind safe since time immemorial. We are

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Carl: Well, did you bring Mr. Hyde back or did you kill him? [sees that Van Helsing is alone] You killed him, didn't you? That's why they get so annoyed! When they ask you to bring someone back, they don't mean as a corpse. Carl: Well, you're in a mood! Not to worry, got just the thing to put the bit back in your teeth. [Van Helsing stops to look at a rack of swords] Oh, any idiot can make a sword! Blacksmith Monk: Hey! [holding glowing sword tip at Carl's face] Carl: S-S-Sorry, Father... Van Helsing: [shaking his head] Come along, Carl.

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Carl: You've never gone after vampires before, have you? Van Helsing: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same! Best when cooked well. Carl: No, no, no, they're not all the same. A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock. Van Helsing: [chuckles] Carl, you've never even been out of the abbey; how do you know about vampires? Carl: I read. [Van Helsing shrugs] Now, here's something new. Glyerin-48. [flicks a drop of nitroglycerin, blowing up some crates and startling the other monks] Sorry! Sorry! Monk: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Carl: [to Van Helsing, quietly] The air around here is thick with envy. Carl: Ah, now here's my latest invention; gas-propelled, capable of catapulting arrows in rapid succession at tremendous velocity. Just pull the trigger and hold on. I've heard the stories coming out of Transylvania; trust me, you'll need this. A work of certifiable genius. Van Helsing: If you don't say so yourself. Van Helsing: [picking

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Van Helsing: Not now, Carl. [keeping his eyes on the villagers who are looking increasingly hostile] Carl: Surely you remember something.

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Carl: What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway? Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the Devil. Carl: I mean besides that. Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, anything bitten or created by him will also die. Carl: I mean besides that. Undertaker: Welcome to Transylvania! Carl: Is it always like this? Van Helsing: Pretty much.

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Dracula: Igor, why must you torment that thing so? Igor: It's what I do. Dracula: Remember, Igor, do unto others... Igor: ... before they do unto me!

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Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here? Van Helsing: Werewolf! Carl: Oh! You'll be needing silver bullets, then. Van Helsing: Well done!

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Gravedigger: Nice night, [Van Helsing points his gun at him] this is a bit tight for me, but for you, [he circles Helsing to the coffin] it's a perfect fit. What a conicidence. I see the wolf-man hasn't killed you yet. [starts to dig out a grave] Van Heling: [cautiously looking around] Don't worry, he's getting to it. You don't seem to bothered by him. Gravedigger: Oh, I'm no threat to him. I'm just the one who cleans up after him, if you get my meaning. Van Helsing: A little late to be digging graves? Gravedigger: Never too late to dig graves. You never know... when you need a fresh one. Gravedigger: [last words] Oh, sorry! It's just m-my nature.

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Anna Valerious: A silver stake?! A crucifix?! What, did you think we haven't tried everything before?! We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and still he lives! Do you understand?! No one knows how to kill Dracula. Van Helsing: ... Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.

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Now Carl, what ever you do, don't stare at him. [Carriage door opens to show the Monster struggle under chains] [Grabbing Carl and pushing him into the carriage] Several men, actually. Parts of them, anyway.