The Expendables 2

[To Maggie's first show of skills] You got guts... No common sense...

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Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom!

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Barney Ross: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra? Booker: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

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Barney Ross: This guy is good. Your good. Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: Appreciate it sir.

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Barney Ross: Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through with this. Lee Christmas: Course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her? Barney Ross: She cheated on you. Lee Christmas: It was a half-cheat. Barney Ross: Which is? Lee Christmas: The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky. Barney Ross: Murky. I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene. Lee Christmas: I should stab you in the heart. Barney Ross: Too late. [Lee's wife comes over] Lee Christmas: You know, I used to think you had a black heart. Black is too colorful. Lacy: [To Barney] Promise not to keep my baby way for so long? Barney Ross: Cross my heart. [Gets up to sit at a table with other colleagues] Lee Christmas: If he had one. Hale Caesar: [Referring to Barney] Look whose lost in space. Gunnar Jensen: Got a pen? [Barney takes out elaborately decorated pen] Lee Christmas: Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it? Barney Ross: Ma

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Gunner Jensen: She's into me. Hale Caesar: She hates you. Gunner Jensen: Watch this. [Feigns coughing and Maggie just stares at him unimpressed and Hale makes a throat slashing gesture with a razor blade] Lee Christmas: [To Barney] You know, if something happens to her, it's coming back on us. Did you ever think to ask for my opinion? Barney Ross: I told you ten times before, I didn't have a choice, unless you don't mind going to jail. Lee Christmas: Yeah, well, Church intimidated you. Barney Ross: Really? Lee Christmas: Yeah. Barney Ross: [Lee's phone rings] Oh, is that the woman you can never fully trust, calling again? Lee Christmas: [To Barney] You know, I will stab you one day. [To Lacy] Hey baby. Yeah, course I'm thinking about you. What else to think about? [Makes thumbs-down gesture to Barney] Barney Ross: [Scoffs] Hopeless. Maggie: [To Bill] Hey. You were in the Army, right? I can tell. Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: Yes, ma'am. Three years. Last tour was Afghanistan, Kunar Province.

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