The Thing

Norwegian: Se til helvete og kom dere vekk. Det er ikke en bikkje. Det er en slags ting! Det imiterer en bikkje. Det er ikke virkelig! Kom dere vekk, idioter! (Get the hell away. That's not a dog. It's some kind of thing! It's imitating a dog. It's not real! Get away, idiots!) Clark: I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. Garry: [after passing the blood test] I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch! Norris: This is just what it wants! To pit us against each other! Windows: Are you guys gonna listen to Garry? Are you gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he can be one of those things! Blair: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute, man. I want to come back inside. Don't you understand? I'm all right. I'm much better and I won't harm anybody. Now you gotta let me come back inside.

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MacReady: I don't know. Thousands of years ago it crashes, and this thing gets thrown out, or crawls out, and it ends up freezing in the ice. Childs: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit. Palmer: Childs, happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the skies like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac? Childs: You believe any of this voodoo bullshit, Blair? Palmer: Childs, Childs... Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know. Garry: So, come on now, MacReady. Norwegians get ahold of this and they dig it up out of the ice. MacReady: Yes, Garry. They dig it up. They cart it back. It gets thawed out, wakes up, probably not the best of moods. I don't know. I wasn't there! Nauls: [skates in with ripped long johns] Which one of you disrespectful men been tossing his dirty drawers in the kitchen trash can, huh? From now, I want my kitchen clean, all right? Germ free! Childs: So how's this mother

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Blair: [showing the remains of the dog-thing to the entire camp] You see, what we're talkin' about here is an organism that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates 'em perfectly. When this thing attacked our dogs it tried to digest them, absorb them, and in the process shape its own cells to imitate them. This for instance: that's not dog. It's imitation. We got to it before it had time to finish. Norris: Finish what? Blair: Finish imitating these dogs.

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MacReady: Somebody in this camp ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By Spring, it could be all of us. Childs: So, how do we know who's human? If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?

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MacReady: All right, we gotta find him. Nauls, why don’t you come with me and we'll go outside. Palmer, you and Windows check the inside. Palmer: I ain't going with Windows. I ain't going with him, I'll go with Childs. Windows: Hey, fuck you, Palmer! Palmer: I ain't going with you! Childs: Who says I want you going with me? MacReady: All right, cut the bullshit! Windows, you come with us. Norris, you stay here. Any of them move, you fry them. You hear anything, anything at all, you cut loose on the sirens. We all meet here in 20 minutes regardless. And everybody watch who you're with, real close.

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MacReady: How you doin', old boy? Blair: I don't know who to trust. MacReady: I know what you mean, Blair. Trust's a tough thing to come by these days. Tell you what: why don't you just trust in the Lord?

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