Quotes

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Tony Stark: Where are your parents? Harley Keener: Well, my mom's at work, and my dad went out to get scratchers...I-I guess he won, because that was six years ago. Stark: Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.

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Harley: You're a mechanic, right? Tony: Right. Harley: You said so. Tony: Yes, I did. Harley: Why don't you just build something? Tony: Okay. Thanks, kid.

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Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you. Ellen Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!

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Savin: Hey, kid! What would you like for Christmas? Harley: Mr. Stark, I am so sorry. Savin: Nope. I think he was trying to say, "I want my goddamn file."

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Maya Hansen: [prepares syringe for Extremis] Let him go! What's going to happen to your men, what's going to happen to you? Aldrich Killian: [kills Maya; to Stark] Well, the good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.

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Colonel James Rhodes: [sees Trevor] This is the Mandarin? Tony Stark: I know, right? It's embarrassing!

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Tony: If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is. Rhodey: But we also have to figure out this Vice President thing. Tony: Right. I wonder who I'm calling right now. Oh! That's the Vice President. Rodriguez: Hello? Tony: Sir, this is Tony Stark. Rodriguez: Welcome back to the land of the living! Tony: We believe you're about to be drawn into the Mandarin campaign. We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible. Rodriguez: Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham surrounded by the Agency's finest. The President is safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good here. Rhodey: Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes! They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan Horse. They're gonna take out the President somehow. We have to immediately alert that plane! Rodriguez: OK, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down. If need be, they can have F-22s in the air in thirty seconds. Thank you, Colonel. Rhodey: Rhodes and Stark out. Secret Service Agent: Everything

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Tony: You know, and thank you, by the way, for listening. But something about just getting it off my chest and putting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. Wow. I had no idea you were such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts, my experiences with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know. It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. [Bruce drops the glasses he was holding and wakes up.] And - and the fact that you've been able to help me process... [Tony opens his eyes and looks at Bruce.] Bruce: So? Tony: You with me? Bruce: I was, yeah. Where - we were at, uh - Tony: Actively napping? Bruce: I - I was - I - I - I drifted. Tony: Where did I lose you? Bruce: Elevator in Switzerland. Tony: So you heard none of it? Bruce: I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training. Tony: So? Bruce: I - I don't have the - Tony: Wh