Slither

Starla Grant: When Darwin said "fittest," he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, or the most intelligent, or any one trait. He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. Now, we humans, we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. But we're neophytes. We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species? Brenda: [as the alien slugs tear her apart on the inside] Those little fuckers are tearing me apart! Tourneur: He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war. Kylie Strutemyer: His real face looks like a needle. But he's always got another. He goes from place to place, worids, planets, killing them. Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. And the rest he eats till they're gone. Now he's here.

Slither (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wally Whale: Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long. Bill Pardy: Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you. Wally Whale: What's that? Bill Pardy: Fuck you, fat ass.

Slither (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Brenda Gutierezz: I thought maybe you was dead after the other night. Grant Grant: I am dead. Don't I look it?

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Jack McReady: Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass! Bill Pardy: Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.

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Jack McReady: Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease. Bill Pardy: What? Jack McReady: Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, you got your Lyme disease. Bill Pardy: And that makes you look like a squid? Jack McReady: Well, fuck you all for laughing.

Slither (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Bill Pardy: Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. That rancher with the cleft palate? Wally Whale: Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk. Bill Pardy: Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.

Slither (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0