Neighbors 2

Shelby: I am so happy I found you guys. That was the most weird party ever. I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something. Nora: Yeah, I felt unsafe. Beth: It was super rapey in there. Nora: If I’m being honest, I’ve never done drugs before, but college is about new experiences. And here I am, and I’m gonna do weed. Beth: (chuckles) Okay. Nora: (yelling) Where am I?! Mac: (screams) Mac: (panting) Oh, no. I killed a girl! Nora: (getting up) I’m on painkillers, motherfucker! Kappa Nu! Mac: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Kelly: Party’s big enough, let’s call the cops. Mac: Okay. Shelby: Hey, sweet tart! It’s a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain’t it? Mac: Give us that back! Shelby: No! Kelly: Drop it! Shelby: Whoa! Ah! Mac: Ooh. Shelby: What the fuck? Mac: Called a cord, dumbass! Shelby: Fucking old people phone! Mac: What the hell? Where are our phones? Shelby: Oh, what, these? Mac: How’d you get those? Mac: Come on.

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, CC BY-SA 4.0