Bones, season 11

Temperance "Bones" Brennan:   [upon Seeley Booth taking a bite of her edible, gelatinous brain mould prop]  Whoa, Booth!  That wasn't a model; that was an actual brain I brought back from the lab. Seeley Booth:   Ugh, oh, God! Temperance "Bones" Brennan:   Gotcha!

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  Murder is never humourous unlike my prank which was objectively humourous.

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Jack Hodgins:   Pagan symbols, a headless corpses, Hallowe'en—is it just me, or is something other-worldly going on here? Abbie Mills:   [enters offscreen]  That sounds like our department.  [cuts to show Abbie Mills and Ichabod Crane standing at the door]

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Abbie Mills:   invented ? Ichabod Crane:   He called it Fondle in the Forest, but… Abbie Mills:   [laughing]  Now you're just making things up. Ichabod Crane:   You'll never know.

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  Eternal rest is for unimportant men.  [resurrects General William Howe]

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  [on Pandora]  She wants to raise fear, and she has the perfect night: Hallowe'en.

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