Problem Child

Mr. Peabody: Will you all please quiet down? Be quiet! Ladies, please, can you quiet down? Can you quiet down? Can you act like nuns?! Okay, now, there is absolutely no proof that Junior was in any way connected with today's tragedy. Sister: Who needs proof? He's evil! Sister: Look what he did in art class. Skeletons! Sister: Headless corpses! Sister: Monsters devouring human flesh! Mr. Peabody: All right, look! I don't claim to be some kind of brilliant psychologist. I'm not. All I'm saying is maybe all the child needs is to be loved. Mother Superior: Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody! Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns. Mr. Peabody: No, no, please, don't hyperventilate. Just take a deep breath and relax. The only way we can straighten this out is by hearing what Junior has to say about it. Junior: I'm sorry, sisters. Please, please don't make me lift those heavy stones and please don't make me scrub those dirty toilets. I just wanna be a good boy. I promise! Mr. Peab

Problem Child (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Junior: Please don't spank me, Mr. Healy. Ben Healy: Well, Junior, I don't want to, but you're gonna have to be punished. So, I'm gonna take back your allowance. Junior: The whole buck? Ben Healy: That's right. Now, just hand it over. Junior: [thinking out loud] I wonder if he's got change for a twenty. Ben Healy: Okay. Now, I think you'd better go right to bed. I want you to use this time to think about what you've done and what you're going to do. You understand? Well, I hope you've learned a lesson. Good night. Junior: [thinking out loud] What is this guy, nice or something?

Problem Child (film), CC BY-SA 4.0