1941

I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we're gonna go home, we're gonna paint the scratches on this tank, we're gonna put the sarge to bed and we're gonna forget this night ever happened!

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

[trying to squeeze a large radio into the sub] We've got to figure out how to make these things smaller!

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Col. "Madman" Maddox: That's it, let me hear your guns! Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso: My guns? Col. "Madman" Maddox: I wanna hear what they sound like, let me hear em! Yang yang yang yang yang yang! Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso: Kid, you got to get that sub. Wally: What sub? Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso: The Jap sub. Wally: Where? Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso: The ocean, lame-o.

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

PFC Foley: Now, Sarge. What is the loading and firing procedure for the 75-millimeter cannon? Sgt. Frank Tree: [delirious] There are five basic components... PFC Foley: This is it, pay attention. Sgt. Frank Tree: ...to the new General Electric refrigerator: 1. The freon compressor, 2. The freon tube...

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Capt. Loomis Birkhead: [kneeling down as he spots Donna from a distance] Is that the general's new secretary? Pvt. DuBois: Yeah, she just came in from HQ. Not bad, huh? Capt. Loomis Birkhead: Not bad? She's a goddess, DuBois, a goddamn goddess! That is Donna Stratton! I knew her back in Washington. She has got this thing for planes. Pvt. DuBois: One of those real high flying types, huh? Capt. Loomis Birkhead: I've never seen anything like it... she's got planes on the brain! Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell: [annoyed] Where's Birkhead? He's supposed to have my lunch. Donna Stratton: [whistling, dreamy] B-17. Mmm... Capt. Loomis Birkhead: No man has ever gotten to first base with her on the ground. But get her up in a plane, she'll bat your balls right out of the park.

1941 (film), CC BY-SA 4.0