Quotes

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Gunnar Jensen: [lifting a grenade launcher] Warning shot! Barney Ross: No! Gunnar: [fires at the leader and rips him in half] A little low...

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Barney Ross: Let's just keep it simple. If the money's right, we don't care where the job is. Got it? Mr. Church: Let's quit jerkin' off, get down to business, see who's hungry. We know your real name's probably not "Barney Ross". You don't need to know my name. The only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real. But since we're in this nice place, you might as well just call me "Mr. Church". Barney: Okay, Church, what can I do for you? Mr. Church: In a minute. I'm still waiting for one more guy. Barney: Who? Church: You know him? Barney: Yeah, we used to be on the same team together. What's my oldest, worst friend doin' here? Church: Both your names came to the top of the list. That a problem? Barney: Yeah, should'a shot him when I had the chance. Cigar-smoking man: [pointing his cigar toward Barney] Big Barney Ross! Barney: [to Trent, mockingly raising his hands] Bigger Trent Mauser. Trent Mauser: What are you doing here? Praying for work? Barney: Could be. Trent

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Sandra Garza: [meeting Lee Christmas and Barney Ross for the first time] What are your names? Lee Christmas: [pointing to himself] Buda. [pointing to Barney] Pest. Sandra: Follow me, please. [walks away] Barney Ross: [slowly turns to Lee] Buda and Pest. Nice.

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Barney Ross: [after seeing Dan Paine and his men terrorize a local market] What's wrong with this picture? Lee Christmas: Everything.

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Lee Christmas: [tapping his head after Barney barely misses it while shooting a soldier behind him] Are you crazy? You could've killed me! Barney Ross: You're welcome.

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Barney Ross: [aiming at Munroe] Munroe! James Munroe: [holding Sandra at gunpoint] Drop the weapons, or I will put a bullet through her eye! Don't test me. Sandra Garza: [screaming] No, no! Munroe: [to Sandra] Shut up or I'll kill you. [to Barney, who is getting up, in reference to Mr. Church] The Agency's parasites hired you, didn't they? I'd have paid you twice as much... to go fishing! You'd have to think I'm pretty freakin' stupid to surrender to the Agency. Why would I do that? [referring to his control and drug business in Vilena] I created this. I made it all happen! And they wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture! [Barney is now on his feet and approaching] Stop walking! And what about me and you? We are both the same. We're both mercenaries. We're are both dead inside. So why the hell did you come after me? Barney Ross: I didn't come after you, dipshit. I came for her! [Sandra breaks free of Munroe's hold] Lee Christmas: [throws knife throws Munroe's back] Call it a

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Tool: [in a knife throwing contest with Lee Christmas] All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got! [Lee throws knife near the center of the board] Hale Caesar: Oh! Oh! Tool: There's my boy! [throws knife closer to the center] Hale: Oh! Go... go... go south! Barney Ross: [to Gunnar Jensen, who he earlier shot] So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'? Gunnar Jensen: [recovering from a gunshot wound three inches away from the heart] Good... considering you could have killed me. Yin Yang: [referring to Gunnar's earlier attempt to kill him] I forgive you. Gunnar: Okay. Yin: [referring to their fight] I would've won. Gunnar: [giving a thumbs and winking at Yin] Of course. Toll Road: [who sees a therapist] Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy. [Gunnar nods his head] Barney: The man's got a point. Lee Christmas: [stops before throwing a knife and laughs] You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. [reciting a limerick] I onc