Iron Man 2

Tony: Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too. Random Guy In Crowd: Blow somethin' up! Tony: Blow somethin' up? I already did that. I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I'm not saying…that from the ashes of captivity…never has a greater Phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sippin' on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day. Please…It's not about me. It's not about…you. It's not even about us, it's about legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision to leave behind a brighter future. It's not about us! Therefore what I am saying,

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Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America. Tony: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. [Laughter from the gallery] You can't have it. Stern: Look, I'm no expert– Tony: In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on! [More laughter from the gallery as Tony turns to Pepper, who isn't laughing]

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Stern: I think "we're done" is the point he's making. I don't think there's any reason– Tony: The point is: You're welcome, I guess? Stern: For what? Tony: Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor: [Turns around to face the gallery] I've successfully privatized world peace. [Makes a double-peace gesture] What more do you want? For now! [Turns back to face Stern] I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns... Stern: [bleep] you, Mr. Stark. [bleep] you, buddy.

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Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history. To forget all the lives that the Stark family has destroyed. Tony: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places. Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko. Tony: Never heard of him. Vanko: My father is the reason you're still alive. Tony: No. The reason I'm alive is because you made a shot and you missed. Vanko: [laughs]If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water. The sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you. Tony: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. [walks off]

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Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff, you let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I knew better— Tony: You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it. Fury: Whoa-whoa-whoa, he took it? You're Iron Man, and he just took it? Little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? [Turns to Natasha] Is that possible? Natasha: Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized access… Tony: What do you want from me? Fury: What do we want from you? Uh uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him. Tony: Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me? Fury: What did we just do for you. That'

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Justin Hammer: Good stuff. Vanko: Твой софт - говно. [Russian; pronounced "tuh-voy soft, guhv-no"] Hammer: [Confused] Sorry? Vanko: Software shit.

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