Quotes

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Bond: Vijay, we've got company! Vijay: No problem, this is a company car!

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Bond: You wouldn't have a smaller piece of thread than that wouldn't you, Q? [hands Q his coat] Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet. Q: Ah, and they missed you? What a pity!

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Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that? Magda: That's my little octopussy.

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Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you? Magda: He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life. Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?

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Vijay: Is he still there? Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!

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Orlov: [enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind] Leave that! Let's go. Bond: [turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun] No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train? Orlov: Who are you? Bond: I'm with British Secret Service. Orlov: You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive. Bond: I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates? Orlov: [grins] Against whom? Bond: [frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme] My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally. Orlov: That would be the most plausible explanation. Bond: Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you t

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Gogol: A common thief! A disgrace to the uniform! Orlov: [weakly] Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet... Union... [dies]

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Kamal Khan: [to a USAF lieutenant-general] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show. US general: Thank you. US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this. Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.

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Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? Q: It goes by hot air. Bond: Oh, then you can.

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Khan: You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving. Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.