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Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles. Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it! Splinter: If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.

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Four turtles....four brothers....genetically reborn in the sewers of New York. Named after the great Renaissance masters....and trained as ninjas. They battled many creatures and foes before defeating their archenemy... the Shredder. But now a greater evil is poised to destroy their very brotherhood. An evil born 3,000 years ago. It was in that time that a warrior king named Yaotl led a brotherhood that fought side by side with one purpose: To conquer all the kingdoms of the world. Nothing could stand in their way...as they left a trail of destruction behind them. In his quest, the warrior learned of a constellation known as the Stars of Kikan. Every 3,000 years, the stars would align, opening a portal to a world of unknown power. He became immortal but at a price. His brotherhood was turned to stone. And upon the portal's opening, thirteen monsters were released into our world. The warrior king was left to eternally walk the Earth unable to die or forget his horrible mistake. And the

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Well, [yawns] I'm going to bed. Hey, Leo's back. [pushes book off of Don's face] Better go say "hello" before he leaves again.

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Raph: Oh, look at you, ain't you cute? You want a butt kickin' little fella? Yes, you do. You do. Come on, I'm gonna drop-kick you to Hurty Town. Come on, little guy. Big City Rock: ♪ Whoa, Black Betty, Ram-a-lam, yeah, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪ Raph: Get off of me, you little monster! Big City Rock: ♪ Ram-a-lam, she's always ready, ram-a-lam, she's so rocksteady, ram-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪ Raph: Oh, you're scratching the helmet! [throws monster in fridge] Okay, that was different. [Monster comes back, attacking him again; to the monster] Hey, this thing ain't rustproof! Get off of me! Big City Rock: ♪ Whoa, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, yeah, Black Betty, ram-a-lam, she really gets me high... ♪ Big City Rock: ♪ Ram-a-lam, she's so rocksteady ♪ Raph: Come on! Big City Rock: ♪ ...yea, Black Betty, ram-a-lam ♪ Raph: [whacks monster with cooking pot, and then holds out three pills] How about a snack, little fella? [Monster runs toward Raph as he throw

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General Gato: Not human, but clearly not the final monster. General Aguila: Yaotl won't know the difference. By the time our brother discovers this turtle is not the 13th Monster, it will already be too late. Raph: [shocked] Leo! [he runs back, only to find the Stone Generals picking up Leo and putting him in a truck] Leo, hang on! Leo! Leo! [loses sight of the truck; screams in anguish] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [slams his Sai into the ground in anger]

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Raphael! What is the matter? Raphael. Kneel. [calmly] Go on. Raphael, you always bear the world's problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while, at times, you may not be my favorite student, it does not mean that you are my least-favorite son. You are strong, passionate and loyal, to a fault. These are the merits of a great leader, as well. But only when tempered with compassion and humility. Leonardo? [sighs; deciding to do the right thing] Then the time for hiding is over. We must return to the surface to take back what is ours.