Quotes

Dialogue

Erin: [holding the proton pack] Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser? Holtzmann: You have the longest arms. Patty: [as she's showing them the subway tunnel] That's where I saw that weird sparking thing. Holtzmann: What was it? Patty: Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a "weird sparking thing". Holtzmann: Come here often? Erin: Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you? Holtzmann: Holtzmann. Erin: Erin. Holtzmann: I've heard terrible things about you. Holtzmann: Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie? Erin: Uh, it came with the shirt. Kevin: Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems. Abby: You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy. Kevin: Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat. Abby: Your dog's name is My Cat? Kevin: Mike Hat. Erin: Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat? Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat. Abby: I can't say