Unaccompanied Minors

Donna: Mom! I'm eleven! I'll look like a loser getting my picture with Santa! Mrs. Malone: You'll look like someone who's grounded if you don't. Now, go sit on Santa's lap. Go! Donna: Hey! [hits the hand away] Hands off, fat boy! [punches Santa in the gut and walks away]

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Katherine: I don't wanna see Santa! Spencer: Y'know what, then let's just go, okay? Katherine: I don't wanna go! Spencer: Then get on Santa's lap. Katherine: [screaming] I DON'T WANNA! Mall Santa: Ho Ho Ho. Somebody's not being a very good girl. I might have to put coal in your stocking this year.

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Spencer: Oh no, did you bite your tongue again? Katherine: When I wrote to Santa, I forgot to tell him that we were gonna be at Dad's house, and it's all the way in Pennsylvania! How is he gonna find us now? Spencer: Oh, you mean that Santa guy that you're scared of? Him? I mean, he's not even gonna... [Katherine looks worried. Spencer sighs] He'll find you. The Tooth fairy gave him directions. She works with NORAD.

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Spencer: [Upon seeing the chaotic UM room] Oh man, it's like "Lord of the Flies" in here. Flight Attendant #1: Help us! Flight Attendant #2: Zach, we're flight attendants, not riot police - You've got to find someone else to take over! Zach: You guys, there is no one else. The storm is huge! Just think of it like being in the air, okay? With a normal passenger load, and secure all exit, and, y'know, discourage anybody from going to the restroom.

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Judie: [digging through a bowl of candy] Hmm, I think bought defective M&M's. You know, some of these are W's. [Valerie looks depressed] Oh c'mon, Val, lighten up! It's Christmas. I know that you're worried about the kids; they're gonna be fine. It's Christmas eve, we're gonna do more decorating... Valerie: No, no, Judie. You don't have any more decorating to do. Judie: Yes, I have to finish. I have six more boxes of lights in the garage! Valerie: This is creepy... Judie: You're just poisonous, aren't you? Thanks for being such a great sister.

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Katherine: We should call Mom. Spencer: Yeah, well, she wouldn't drive two-thousand miles to pick us up. [dodges a candy wrapper] Katherine: Then let's call Dad. Spencer: Oh, yeah. He wouldn't drive four feet to get us!

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