17 Again

Mike O' Donnell: Would you stop staring at me! Ned Gold: [about the transformation] It's freaking me out. Mike O' Donnell: It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!!!

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Ned Gold: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled. Mike O' Donnell: Bedazzled with rhinestones!

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Mike O'Donnell: [from trailer] Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother. Maggie O'Donnell: Who are you, my father?

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Mike O' Donnell: I forbid you to go out with that guy. Maggie O'Donnell: Oh, Okay Who the hell do you think you are? My father?

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Mike O' Donnell: [the girls are mercilessly trying to seduce him] Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you? Nicole: Don't respect me. Jaime: No! Don't respect me. Samantha: You don't even have to remember my name! Nicole: [surprised] Okay, wow. Jaime: Yeah, that's like, really slutty. Samantha: I know, right? Mike O'Donnell: [quietly to himself while walking away] Forget it. This is some other dad's problem.

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Janitor: [to Mike, staring at his old basketball team picture] Mike O'Donell! Mike O' Donnell: Do I know you? Janitor: No, but I know you. Mike O' Donnell: Oh, yeah? Janitor: High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the picture of the glory days wondering "What might have been". Seems to me you guys are living in the past. Mike O' Donnell: Well, of course I wanna live in the past. It was better there... Janitor: I bet you wish you could do it all over again? Mike O' Donnell: You got that right.

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