The Muppets

Sam Eagle: God bless America and its magnificent Broadcasting Company! Chip: Uh Fellas was i in Muppet Treasure Island?

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Kermit the Frog: When Piggy starts interviewing the guest, that is your cue to stop playing. Dr. Teeth: Ahhhhhhhh, did not know that!

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Kermit the Frog: Uh, Bobo? Bobo the Bear: Yes, sir? Kermit the Frog: Listen, next time we do a sketch where Piggy flies across the stage, I think we should choose a wire that actually supports her weight. Bobo the Bear: Oh. Should've worked. It was a cable from a wrecking ball...

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Kermit the Frog: And one more thing, everybody. Uh, the crew that's shooting our behind-the-scenes documentary has asked us to be more available for those one-on-one interviews. Is that okay with everybody? Gonzo: One-on-one interviews? What an over-used device. You tell the camera how you really feel, and then they cut back to you saying something completely different. I hate these interviews. Gonzo: I love those interviews. Great device!

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Fozzie Bear: I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes.  Ah! Statler: [in the audience, to Waldorf] Oh, God, we're gonna die of hypothermia.

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I'm not happy with the janitor knowing what I throw away. Can you have someone put a layer of generic trash over my private trash?

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