Krampus

It's Christmas. Nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas!

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Max: Are we going to be okay? Max: What? Aunt Dorothy: She said we're fucked!

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Howard: We should have gone to stay with my brother! Linda: Your brother lives in a barn! Howard: Jesus was born in a barn!

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Omi: Please, listen... Aunt Dorothy: English. I knew it.

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Howard: You're not thinking of going after that snowplow alone, are you? Tom: Shepherd's gotta protect his flock.

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Jordan: We know you still believe in the big fat creeper! Max: I don't know what you're talking about! Stevie: [holds up Max's letter to Santa] Are you sure about that? Beth: [Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him] Stop! Stevie: [starts reading Max's letter] "Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi-Pad. That is so s... Beth: [stops Max from getting his letter back] Stop, Max! Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxie's wishlist! Beth: Stevie, stop! That's enough! Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth! [reading the letter] "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to. Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends." Oh no, really Max? "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again. I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other." [Linda comes in] "Also, I wi

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