Preacher

Tulip O'Hare: A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own. Thanks for these, guys. Of course, boy or girl, if you're lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive. So that... So that on the day your love is weak enough or selfish enough or frickin' stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat him alive. 10 Yo Kansas Girl: You're funny. Tulip O'Hare: I know. Anyway, this is how you make a bazooka.

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(to Chris) So, bring me a beer and maybe I'll do some of those things to your daddy. How hurt you want him? How far do I go? One punch? Two? Problem is, your daddy's a big fella, I imagine a couple of punches just gonna make him mad. He's gonna fight back. Then his buddies are gonna want to help out. I'll need to defend myself. things will escalate. That's what these things do. They escalate. And violence... makes violence. It makes nothing much at all.

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Chris Schenck: Pray for me, preacher. Jesse Custer: Anyone were listen', I would. Believe me. I'd pray.

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Jesse Custer: I don't hate you, Tulip. I wouldn't know how. Tulip O'Hare: Don't make me teach you, then.

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Cassidy: Jesus, what kind of preacher are you? Jesse Custer: The lousy kind. Cassidy: No, I'm sorry, mate. I've seen the lousy kind. As long as you're not walking around with a little kiddie's arsehole around your finger like a bloody wedding ring, I'd say you were ahead of the game, then. Jesse Custer: Drinkin' fightin', swearin'. I can't even afford to fix the damn air-conditionin'. Cassidy: Sounds like the first verse of the worst country song ever written, man.

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Hugo Root: Can't do it. I told them. You cannot just expunge a beloved cultural figure like that and not expect it to go over like shit on cold biscuit. Jesse Custer: I imagine there's worse things that could happen. Hugo Root: I just read the Japanese let a fellow marry his own pillow, I tend to agree with you. Much worse is on its way. Jesse Custer: Pillows. That's a slippery slope.

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