Mr. Destiny

Ellen Jane Burrows: Oh, honey, were you thinking about that silly baseball game again? Jackie: When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "Cement Head". But you can call me Jackie. Duncan the Tow Truck Driver: Somebody here call for a tow truck?

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Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: Well, you know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. Way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want? Larry Joseph Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.

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Larry Joseph Burrows: [voice-over] Why is it every time you break into your boss's office, he always walks in on you? Niles Pender: Lose something, Burrows? Larry Joseph Burrows: Something tells me I have.

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Larry Joseph Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit. Mike the Bartender: Can't be all that bad. Larry Joseph Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.

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Larry Joseph Burrows: Sometimes I get the distinct feeling I'm missing out on something. Harry Burrows: Well, what she's got - and she's got plenty you don't need. Larry Joseph Burrows: You sure? Harry Burrows: [pause] Not absolutely. But if I ever tried to find out, your mother would kill me. Larry Joseph Burrows: You're the dad every kid dreams of, you know that?

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Larry Joseph Burrows: So, Mike, do you do this a lot, I mean, you know, change peoples' lives and stuff? Mike the Bartender: I've been known to make a few adjustments now and again.

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