The O.C.

Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

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Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...

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Summer's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, wait, don't look don't look. But, I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

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Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

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Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. [they pick him up] Oh, I guess you're fans of the cliché. Marissa: Who are you? Ryan: Whoever you want me to be

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Marissa: Why won't you tell me where we're going? This is pretty far away. Seth: Oh, wow — complaining. That's very interesting, considering nobody invited you. Marissa: Before I came along you were on a skateboard.

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