Kramer vs. Kramer

Joanna Kramer: I love you, Billy. Billy Kramer: I love you too, Mommy.

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Ted Kramer: For the last six months I've been spitting blood to get this agency one of the biggest account it's ever had. And at five o'clock this afternoon, we got the account. At eight o'clock, I am walking home with the vice president and tells me I'll be the next creative director of this department. I come through this door to share with my wife one of the five best days of my life, and she looks at me and tells me she doesn't want to live with me anymore!. Can't you understand what she's done to me? Margaret Phelps: Yeah, She loused up one of the five best days of your life. Ted Kramer: You're terrific. Boy, you're.... thanks very much, really. Sisterhood.

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Ted Kramer: Margaret, I just need to know something. Did you set my wife up to this? Margaret Phelps: No, I did not put Joanna up to this. Ted Kramer: Give her a little pep talk, maybe? Margaret Phelps: Joanna is a very unhappy woman and it took a lot of courage for her to walk out of here. Ted Kramer: Really. How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid?

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Billy Kramer: When's mommy coming back? Ted Kramer: I don't know, Billy, soon. Billy Kramer: How soon? Ted Kramer: Soon. Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school? Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will. Billy Kramer: What if you forget? Ted Kramer: I won't forget. Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed? Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.

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Billy Kramer and Phyllis Bernard: [simultaneously] Hi. Billy Kramer: What's your name? Phyllis Bernard: I'm Phyllis Bernard. Billy Kramer: Who? Phyllis Bernard: I'm a friend... uh, business associate of your father's... dad. Ted Kramer: [In the bedroom] Oh, Jesus. Billy Kramer: Do you like fried chicken? Phyllis Bernard: Fried chicken? Very much. Billy Kramer: So do I. Phyllis Bernard: Umm... well, it's really... It's been nice seeing you and... Billy Kramer: Bye. Phyllis Bernard: Bye. Phyllis Bernard: Kramer, I just met your son.

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Ted Kramer: How was school today? Billy Kramer: Same as usual. Ted Kramer: Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game, what do you know? Billy Kramer: I don't care. Ted Kramer: What do you mean? Billy Kramer: I like Boston. Ted Kramer: Boston? Why do you like Boston? Billy Kramer: Because Mommy's from Boston. Ted Kramer: Okay, sit up and try to eat. Come on. Billy Kramer: Can I be excused? I wanna go to bed. Ted Kramer: Too much birthday cake? Billy Kramer: Yeah, I guess. Ted Kramer: I'm sorry. Excuse me. Louise, give me a hand. Louise: You're 15 minutes late. Mr. O'Connor is very upset. Ted Kramer: This all of it? Louise: Yes. Do you want your mail now? Ted Kramer: No, just give me the messages. Remind me to get a Crying Chrissie doll at lunch. Louise: Okay, okay. Ted Kramer: Sorry I'm late. Louise: And there's a PTA meeting at the school on Tuesday at 4. Ted Kramer: Right, thanks. Put the chicken in the refrigerator. Margaret Kramer: Know who Charley's seeing now? Ted Kramer: Who? Marg

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