Love Actually

[to Jack] All I want for Christmas is you.

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Daniel: So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum or is it something else? Maybe... school – are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all? Sam: You really want to know? Daniel: I really want to know. Sam: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help? Daniel: Even if that's the case, yeah. Sam: OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love. Daniel: Sorry? Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it. Daniel: Aren't you a bit young to be in love? Sam: No. Daniel: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved. Sam: Why? Daniel: Well, you know – I thought it might be something worse. Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love? Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.

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Daniel: Option One: ask her out. Sam: Impossible. Daniel: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend. Sam: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys. Daniel: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you. Sam: It's a route I've considered. Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of... Sam: Hygiene.

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Daniel: You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary, but... the general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us. Sam: [referring to the Titanic film] There was for Kate and Leo. There was for you. There is for me. [holds up one finger] She's "the one". Daniel: Fair enough.

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Harry: Sarah, turn off your phone and tell me exactly how long you've been working for us. Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and what, about two hours. Harry: And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer? Sarah: Two years, seven months, three days and I'd say about an hour and thirty minutes. Harry: I thought as much. Sarah: Do you think everybody knows? Harry: Yes. Sarah: Does Karl know? Harry: Yes.

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Colin: I've just worked out why I can't find true love. Tony: Why is that? Colin: English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls, you know, who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? Tony: I think it's...crap, Colin. Colin: That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent. Tony: You don't have a cute British accent. Colin: Yes, I do! I'm going to America. Tony: Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Colin: Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

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