Quotes

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Roxie: But he was trying to burgle me! Harrison: From what I hear, he's been 'burgling' you three times a week for the past month.

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Roxie: Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again! Harrison: Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!

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Roxie: I was there the night you were arrested. Velma: You, and half of Chicago.

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Mama: You'll be staying in E Block. Murderess' Row, we like to call it. Roxie: Oh... is that nicer?

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Roxie: Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Mama: You're talking to the wrong people.

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Roxie: God, that's beautiful! Billy: Cut out God; stay where you're better acquainted.

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Ms.Sunshine: Are you sorry? Roxie: Are you kidding?

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Reporter: Would you like to give us a word or two? Kitty: I'll give you three - GO TO HELL!

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Billy: <i>(Roxie has claimed to be pregnant and has been examined)</i> Well, is she or isn't she? Doctor: <i>(flustered)</i> She is. Billy: I see. And would you swear to that in court? Doctor: Yes. Billy: Good. Button your fly.

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Amos: Laugh, why would they laugh? Billy: 'Cause they can count. Can you count?

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Billy: I OBJECT!! Judge: Sustained. Harrison: Your Honor, I haven't asked a question yet!

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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Velma: And then some.

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Billy: I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and,and, and... and illegal search without a warrant! Roxie: <i>(outraged)</i> Yeah! And she broke the lock!

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Billy: Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony? Velma: Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.

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Roxie: It'll never work. Velma: Why not? Roxie: Because I hate you. Velma: There's only one business where that's no problem at all.

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Velma: Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you! Roxie: Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you! Roxie and Velma: (singing) And all... that... jazz!! (spoken) That jazz!