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Flynn Rider: Wow! I could get used to a view like this. Stabbington Brother 1: Rider! Come on! Flynn Rider: Hold on. Yup. I'm used to it. Guys, I want a castle. Stabbington Brother 1: We do this job. You can buy your own castle. Flynn Rider: Got ya! Guards: A-a-atchoo! Flynn Rider: Oh, hay fever? Guards: Yeah! Guards: Huh?! Guards: Wait! Hey, wait! Flynn Rider: Can't you picture me in a castle of my own? Because I certainly can. All the things we've seen and it's only 8:00 in the morning. Gentlemen, this is a very big day!

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Princess Rapunzel: [after pulling Mother Gothel up the tower; out of breath] Hi. Welcome home, Mother. Mother Gothel: Oh, Rapunzel. How you manage to do that every single day without fail? It looks absolutely exhausting, darling. Princess Rapunzel: Oh, it's nothing. Mother Gothel: [in a sing-song voice] Then I don't know why it takes so long! Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.

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Mother Gothel: Rapunzel? Princess Rapunzel: Yes? Mother Gothel: Don't ever ask to leave this tower again. Princess Rapunzel: Yes, Mother. Mother Gothel: Aw, I love you very much, dear. Princess Rapunzel: I love you more. Mother Gothel: I love you most. [singing] Don't forget it. You'll regret it. Mother knows best.

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Flynn Rider: Uh, uh… Agh! Oh no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… [shows the Stabbington brothers his poster] They just can't get my nose right! Stabbington Brother 1: Who cares? Flynn Rider: Well, it's easy for you to say! [looks at the Stabbingtons' wanted poster] You guys look amazing.

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Flynn Rider: Uh, alright, okay, give me a boost, and I'll pull you up. Stabbington Brother 1: [holds his hand out] Give us the satchel first. Flynn Rider: [stunned] What?! I just. I can't believe that after all we've been through together, you don't trust me? [the Stabbington Brothers stare at him blankly as the crickets chirping] Ouch. [hands the first Stabbington Brother the satchel] Stabbington Brother 1: [extends his arm] Now, help us up, pretty boy. Flynn Rider: Sorry. [reveals the satchel] My hands are full. [Takes off] Stabbington Brother 1: What? [sees that he no longer has the satchel and starts screaming in rage] <big><big><big><big>RIDEEEEEERR!!!!!</big></big></big></big> Captain: Retrieve that satchel with any force! Guards: Yes, sir!

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Mother Gothel: Rapunzel! Let down your hair! Princess Rapunzel: One moment, Mother! Mother Gothel: I have a big surprise! Princess Rapunzel: Uh... I do, too! Gothel: Ooh, I'll bet my surprise is bigger! Princess Rapunzel: [to herself] I seriously doubt it!

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Mother Gothel: Oh, Rapunzel, you know I hate leaving you after a fight. Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong. Princess Rapunzel: Okay, I've been thinking a lot about what you said, earlier. Mother Gothel: I hope you're not still talking about the stars. Princess Rapunzel: Floating lights, and, yes, I'm leading up to that. Mother Gothel: Because I really thought we dropped the issue, sweetheart. Princess Rapunzel: No, mother, I'm just saying, you think I'm not strong enough to handle myself out there. Mother Gothel: Oh, darling, I know you're not strong enough to handle yourself out there. Princess Rapunzel: But if you would just- Mother Gothel: [interrupting] Rapunzel, we're done talking about this. Princess Rapunzel: But trust me... I know what I'm- Mother Gothel: Rapunzel. [loses her patience] Rapunzel! Princess Rapunzel: [touches the closet knob] Oh, come on! Mother Gothel: [angrily] Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! You are not leaving this tower! EVER!! [a shocked Ra

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Mother Gothel: I love you very much, dear. Princess Rapunzel: I love you more. Mother Gothel: I love you most.

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Flynn Rider: [to himself] Is this, hair? Princess Rapunzel: [hiding in the dark] Struggling, struggling is pointless! Flynn: Huh?! Princess Rapunzel: I know why you're here and I'm not afraid of you. Flynn Rider: What? Princess Rapunzel: [steps into the light] Who are you, and how did you find me? Flynn Rider: Aha! Princess Rapunzel: [firmly] Who are you? And how did you find me? Flynn Rider: [clears throat] I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say? [changes his demeanor] Hi. How are you doing? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day going? Huh? Princess Rapunzel: [scoffs] Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider? Flynn Rider: Alright, Blondie. Princess Rapunzel: Rapunzel! Flynn Rider: Gesundheit. Here's the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower, and fee… Ho, oh no, where is my satchel?! Princess Rapunzel: [proudly] I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it. Flynn Rider: [looks around] It's in that pot, is

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Princess Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will: Fate. Destiny. Flynn Rider: [flat] A horse! Princess Rapunzel: So, I have decided to trust you. Flynn Rider: [flat] A horrible decision, really. Princess Rapunzel: But trust me when I tell you this. [pulls Flynn close to her face with a glare] You can tear this tower apart brick by brick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel. Flynn Rider: [clears throat] Let me just get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns. Bring you back home. And you'll give me back my satchel? Princess Rapunzel: I promise. [Flynn looks at her suspiciously] And when I promise, something I never, ever, break that promise. [Flynn raises an eyebrow] Ever! Flynn Rider: Alright, listen. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smoulder. [puts on a pouty face, hoping to charm Rapunzel. Her stare just hardens] This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn't normally happen

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Princess Rapunzel: [excited after finally leaving the tower] I can't believe I did this! [fearfully] I can't believe I did this. [squealing with joy] <big>I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS!</big> [giggles, then puts her hands on her throat] Mother would be so furious. [later, looking at a flower, optimistic] Well, that's okay. I mean, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right? [later, in a cave rocking back and forth, fearful with her heart beating in her chest] [crying] Oh, my gosh! This would kill her. [later, running through a pile of leaves and making them rain down on the irritated Flynn. Joyous] THIS IS <big>SOOO…</big> <big><big>FUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!</big></big> [later, standing in a tree with her head against the trunk and her arms hanging limp, depressed] I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. [later, doing cartwheels and rolling down a hill, ecstatic] <big>I AM NEVER GOING BAAACCCKKK!!!</big> Woo-hoo! [later, laying next to Flynn in a patch of flowers with her face in the ground, as

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Thug: That's a lot of hair. Flynn Rider: She's growing it out. Is that blood on your moustache? [to Rapunzel] Goldie, look at this. Look at all the blood on his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood!

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Princess Rapunzel: [after releasing a branch that hits Hook Hand Thug on the head] Put him down! [everyone stops and stares at her in disbelief] Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity. Haven't any of you ever had a dream? Hook Hand Thug: [wistfully] I had a dream once. [throws his axe at the wall, causing the accordion player to play the song; singing] I'm malicious, mean and scary,/ My sneer could curdle dairy,/ And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest./ But despite my evil look,/ And my temper, and my hook, /I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!/ Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?/ Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?/ Yes, I'd rather be called deadly,/ For my killer show-tune medley. Thank you./ 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream. Thugs: [singing] He's got a dream! He's got a dream! Hook Hand Thug: [singing] See, I ain't as cruel and

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Hook Hand Thug: [to Rapunzel] Go live your dream. Flynn: I will. Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her. Princess Rapunzel: [to Hook Hand Thug] Thanks for everything. [kisses him on the cheek, causing him to smile, before she and Flynn escape]

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Flynn: Well, that got us safe. Didn't know you had that in you back there. That was pretty, impressive. Princess Rapunzel: I know! I know... Sooo, Flynn. Where are you from? Flynn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, Blondie. I don't do back-story; however, I am becoming very interested in yours. I know I'm not supposed to ask about the hair. Princess Rapunzel: Nope. Flynn: Or the mother. Princess Rapunzel: Uh-uh. Flynn: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog. Princess Rapunzel: Chameleon. Flynn: Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you wanted to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before? Princess Rapunzel: [Chuckles nervously] Well... [the tunnel begins to shake] Uh, Flynn? [they look back to find the guards and Maximus running after them] Flynn?! Captain: Rider! Flynn: Run! Run!

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Princess Rapunzel: Who's that? Flynn Rider: They don't like me. [The guards appear] Princess Rapunzel: Who's that?! Flynn Rider: They don't like me either. Princess Rapunzel: Who is that?! Flynn Rider: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me! Princess Rapunzel: Here. Captain: I've waited a long time for this.

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Flynn: [coming up for air] It's no use! I can't see anything! [Rapunzel takes a deep breath and dives underwater. Flynn dives after her and pulls her back to the surface] Hey! There's no point! It's pitch black down there. Rapunzel: [regretfully] This is all my fault. She was right, I never should have done this. [sniffs] I'm so...I'm so sorry, Flynn. [sobs] Flynn: [sighs] Eugene. Princess Rapunzel: [confused] What? Eugene: [sheepishly] My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. Someone might as well know. Princess Rapunzel: [smiling a little] I have magic hair that glows when I sing. Eugene: What? Princess Rapunzel: [realization] I have,...magic hair that glows when I sing! [briefly singing] 🎵 Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power shine! 🎵 [They hold their breaths as the water rises up. Then Rapunzel's hair glows, much to Eugene's shock and surprise. He then pulls some rocks for the light. Then the huge water crashes the rocks out of the cave, and the trio makes it to the shore; relieved]

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Eugene: So you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap my hand in your magical hair. Ah. Princess Rapunzel: Sorry! Just don't, don't freak out. [starts singing beautifully when her hair starts glowing] Flower, gleam and glow/ Let your powers shine/ Make the clock reverse,/ Bring back what once was mine/ Heal what has been hurt/ Change the fates design/ Save what has been lost,/ Bring back what once was mine / What once was mine Princess Rapunzel: Please don't freak out! Eugene: [wheezy] I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out? No, I'm just very, very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses. How long has it been doing that exactly? Princess Rapunzel: Uh...forever, I guess? Mother says when I was a baby, people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. [shows Eugene her only brown lock inside her blonde hair] But once it's cut it turns brown and loses its power. A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me... [sighs]

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Eugene: <big><big>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!</big></big> Stop! No! Let me go! Princess Rapunzel: Give it to me right away! [for context, Maximus just tried to capture Flynn for about the hundredth time, but Rapunzel has come to his rescue] Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Easy, boy, easy! Settle down! [Maximus is NOT settling down] Whoa, whoa! Easy, boy. Easy. Easy. [Maximus give a confused stare to Rapunzel] Princess Rapunzel: That's it! Princess Rapunzel: Now sit. [Maximus hesitates] Sit. [Maximus sits] Flynn Rider: What?! Princess Rapunzel: Now drop the boot. Maximus: [neighing "no"] Princess Rapunzel: Drop it. [Maximum drops the boot] Awwww! You are such a good boy! Yes, you are! You all tired out from chasing the bad man (Flynn) all over the place? Maximus: [neighs and nods "yes"] Flynn Rider: Excuse me? Princess Rapunzel: Nobody appreciates you, do they? Do they? [Maximus agrees] Flynn Rider: Oh, come on. He's a bad horse! Princess Rapunzel: Oh, he's nothing but a b

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Eugene: [noticing the look on Rapunzel's face] Are you okay? Princess Rapunzel: [meekly whispers] I'm terrified. Eugene: [softly] Why? Princess Rapunzel: I've been looking out a window for 18 years, dreaming about what it might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything that I dreamed it would be? Eugene: [reassuringly] It will be. Princess Rapunzel: And what if it is? What do I do then? Eugene: Well, that's the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream.

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Princess Rapunzel: [in the boat, seeing Eugene with two lanterns] I have something for you too. [holding up Eugene's satchel] I should have given it to you before, but I was just scared. And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore. You know what I mean? Eugene: [gently pushing the satchel aside] I'm starting to.

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Captain: Let's get this over with, Rider. Eugene: Where are we going? [the Captain gives him a "You know" look; realizing, gingerly places his hand around his neck] Oh.

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Eugene: How did you know about her?! Tell me, now! Stabbington: [horrified] It wasn't us. It was the old lady. (She kidnapped the girl for her magic hair.) Eugene: [realized] Old lady?! [the guards come and drags him aways] What? No, wait! You know what, you don't understand. She's in trouble!? Wait! Mother Gothel: [comes upstairs] Rapunzel? [Pauses out] Rapunzel, what's going on up there?! [Rapunzel is shown panting; she emerges from her room in shock.] Are you alright? Princess Rapunzel: [to herself; softly] I'm the lost princess. Mother Gothel: [annoyed] Oh, please speak up, Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling. Princess Rapunzel: [furiously] I am the lost princess! Aren't I? [Mother Gothel looks shocked, as though she never expected her to ever figure this out] Did I mumble, Mother? Or should I even call you that? Mother Gothel: [pauses, then regains composure] Oh, Rapunzel, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Princess Rapunzel: [pushes he

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Eugene: Rapunzel, I thought I'd never see you again! [gasps] [sees Rapunzel bound and gagged with chains. And Mother Gothel sword stabs him from behind] Mother Gothel: Now look what you've done, Rapunzel. Oh, don't worry, dear. Our secret will died with him. And as for us? Huh! [Pascal shocked and angry and hurries] We are going where no one will ever find you AGAIN! [Gothel furiously drags Rapunzel to the secret exits as Pascal hurries to the bites Gothel's skirt, but she angry wrist stares the Gothel from dragging Rapunzel away and Pascal angry and pulls Gothel's skirt, but she kicks him across the floor] [Eugene: Rapunzel, NO!] Rapunzel, really! ENOUGH ALREADY! [Eugene: Gothel, wait!] STOP FIGHTING ME!!! Princess Rapunzel: [removes the handkerchief from her mouth and becomes enraged] NO! I won't STOP! For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you! [She calms down] But, if you let me save him... I will go with you. Eugene: [groans

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Eugene: [narrating] But I know what the big question is, ha-ha! Did Rapunzel and I ever get married? Well, I am pleased to tell you. That after years, and years of asking, and asking, and asking. I finally said "Yes!" Princess Rapunzel: [also narrating] Eugene. Eugene: [narrating] Alright, I asked her. Princess Rapunzel: [also narrating] And so, we're all living happily ever after. Eugene: [narrating] Yes, we are.