Scream Queens

Life is a class system.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

My name is Chanel Oberlin, and I am the queen of Kappa Kappa Tau.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

[to Chanel Oberlin] Last night I had an amazing three-some with Roger and Dodger and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot frat twins than help you figure out who is murdering a bunch of dumb gashes.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

[to Chanel Oberlin] I got Eiffel-towered by hot morons who are brothers and now I'm out. See it occurred to me that I don't really care where Chanel #2 is. You're the president which means it's your problem.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

This has been the worst night of my life. My pumpkin patch was canceled because one of those idiot twins decided it'd rather to get killed than keep boning #5.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

Oh. Um, I just kinda came over here because I farted over there and it smelled bad.

Scream Queens (2015 TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0