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Ms. Flint: All right, Mr. Bile, is it? Bile: Uh, my friends call me Phlegm. Ms. Flint: Uh-huh. Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong? Bile: I fell down? Ms. Flint: No, no, before that. Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Anyone? [a monster coughs, groans] Let's take a look at the tape. Here we go. [She rewinds the tape, then plays it. On the monitor, Thaddeus Bile sneaks into the bedroom, leaving the door open.] Right... there. [image freezes] See? The door! You left it wide open. [monsters let out a collective "ooh"] And leaving a door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because...? Bile: It could let in a draft? Waternoose: [first words; enters] It could let in a child! Ms. Flint: Oh, Mr. Waternoose. Waternoose: There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and a child could walk right into this factory. Right into the monster world! Monster #2: [panicked] I won't go in a kid's room! You can't mak

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Mike: I'm tellin' you, big daddy, you're gonna be seein' this face on TV a lot more often. Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? Mike: [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.

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Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.

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Sulley: Happy birthday. Celia: Thanks. So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight? Mike: I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's. Celia: <big>Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there.</big> Mike: [walking to the Scare Floor with Sulley] Not for Googly Bear. I will see you at quittin' time, and not a minute later. Celia: Okay, sweetheart. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. [singing] You and me, me and you, both of us together!

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Waternoose: [while getting himself some coffee] Oh... what a day. Sulley: We're just going through a rough time, sir. Everyone knows you're going to get us through it. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. [sips his coffee] James, this company has been in my family for three generations. I would do anything to keep it from going under. Sulley: So would I, sir. Waternoose: Well... Say, I could use your help with something. Sulley: Anything, sir. Waternoose: You see, we've hired some new scare recruits, and frankly, they're... they're, um... uh... Sulley: [confused] Inexperienced? Waternoose: Oh, they stink! Sulley: Uh-huh. Waternoose: And I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow and give them a demonstration. Show them what it takes to be a top scarer, huh? Sulley: I'll start out with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl! [jumpscares Waternoose] Waternoose: [startled; drops his coffee] Oh, oh, yes. Now, that's my boy.

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Mike: You know, there's more life than scaring. Whew. Hey, can I borrow your odorant? Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, "smelly garbage" or "old dumpster". Mike: You got, uh, "low tide"? Sulley: No. Mike: How about "wet dog"? Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.

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