Lost Girl

Bo: Would've dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. Nice little sideline you got goin'. Kenzi: I'm a...collector of...rare wallets. Kenzi: Screw it, I gotta know. Some things are too stupid to say out loud, so...(she writes 'I am an alien' and 'I am a demon', with tickboxes, on a paper towel. Bo chuckles) Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome! Bo: What the hell were those freaks that I just met? Lauren: They're Fae. An evolutionary branch that predates on humans. Bo: So am I Fae? Lauren: Yes. Well... that's your genus, not your species. Bo: And for those of us who flunked biology? Lauren: I meant... Fae is a general classification. There are many different types. Bo: So what type are you? Lauren: The insatiably curious human doctor type. I'm in it for the science. Bo: Oh, kinky. Now for the million-dollar question. What kind of Fae am I?

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Bo: [after kissing Dyson] Oh. Wow! Did you- Did you feel that? That was like- That was like the 4th of July in my mouth! Dyson: They're gonna underestimate you; use that to your advantage. Bo: And you're back to being an asshole. Nice. Kenzi: I'm not crazy, right? That all just happened? Bo: Yep. And now we know- Anyone can be Fae. Kenzi: My bet's on wiener dude. So... what now? Bo: We go home and we figure out the rest tomorrow. Kenzi: "We," huh? Bo: I gotta figure out some way to make a living while I'm here, and you're the one who thought we'd be a good team, so yeah, "we." Kenzi: Cool. Just so we're clear about this partnership, you being you and all, uh, but I'm only into guys. Sorry. Bo: I'll try to contain my disappointment.

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Bo: It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen, and then to find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans. Kenzi: I hate it when that happens.

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Kenzi: Easy! God! Not everyone here is a nookie-powered Amazon! Hale: Saturday night I’m out with Katia, the girl I was telling you about? Dyson: Remind me. Human or Fae? Hale: This girl is all Fae. Okay? So after dinner, we’re back at her place, having a drink, listening to some music, one thing kind of leads to another... Dyson: Amazing how that happens, huh? Hale: Yeah, so we’re kissing right? She’s running her hands through my hair, unbuttoning my shirt, stroking my man chest. Dyson: Stop it. Hale’: Only suddenly, there are a few too many hands. Yeah. I open my eyes… two of her, man. Yeah. Dyson: A gemini? Hale: Yes, both of them drop-dead gorgeous, both of them wanting it bad. Dyson: Just the way you are qualified to deliver, my friend. Hale: Dude… I have sung my way into a lot of women’s pants over the years but I promise you, this was the most profound night of my life, man.

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Dyson: [Bo wakes up to see if Dyson is alive] It’s rude to stare, you know. Bo: I’m sorry. This is just so incredibly weird for me. You have no idea. Dyson: Why weird? Bo: Because, you’re the first person I’ve ever woken up next to that… Isn’t dead. Dyson: Well, if it’s any consolation, I can now officially say, they died with a smile on their face.

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Bo: What?! Kenzi: Looks like somebody had an overnight guest, hmm? A gentleman caller, if you will. Bo: Will you just relax? You know he was just here to heal me. Kenzi: [laughs] Apparently he healed you all night long. Bo: Can you just try to grow up for a second here, okay, and not make such a big deal out of this? Kenzi: Totally. But if I was gonna make a big deal, like, how big are we talkin’? Just ballpark me. What?! He’s Fae. I’m just asking for science. Bo: So no shopping, no texting, no talking in 48 hours. Kenzi: Which makes her either dead or over 40. Bo: Going undercover at Gina's school. (Kenzi squeaks in delight) Dyson got me in as campus security. Kenzi: Ooh! Me, too? Kenzi: Wait, what kind of security guard wears pink? (Bo almost smiles. Kenzi suddenly gets it. Shocked horror whisper) Oh, no! Bo: I'm gonna take a look around her office tonight, so wish me luck. And (knowingly) Kenzi... Bo: Stop stealing shit. Kenzi: Now that just plain hurts.

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