Daddy's Home

Dusty Mayron: So the King raised his mighty sword and rained steel down upon the Step King. Brad Whitaker: But the Step King blocked it with his shield. And swung his cat o'nine tails into the King's smug face. Dusty Mayron: Which the King easily brushed aside like the feather of a gull. And then the King did counter with a barrage of slashes and thrusts so fast and precise the Step King had no way to party. Megan, Dylan: Yay! Dusty Mayron: But he did. He did. He parried all of them. Easily. It was no big deal. Megan, Dylan: Aww. Brad Whitaker: Then he grabbed the King's sword right out of his hand and smashed it over his knee. Megan, Dylan: Boo! Dusty Mayron: That's when the King pulled out a pump-action Mossberg shotgun! Brad Whitaker: Which is completely anachronistic. So if we're gonna be doing any time period, then the Step King just happened to be wearing Kevlar body armor. Dusty Mayron: Concussion grenade! Brad Whitaker: Hand grenade. Dusty Mayron: Rocket launcher. Brad Whitaker

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Brad Whitaker: The step-king has had enough of the king's BULLSHIT! Dusty Mayron: Brad said a bad word.

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Brad Whitaker: You built all this today? With my tools? Dusty Mayron: Oh, no, you can't build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad.

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