Quotes

And the Crown of King Arthur [1.1]

Eve: That... That... That's Excalibur? You call Excalibur "Cal"? Flynn: We are friends, best friends. Besties, really.

And the Crown of King Arthur [1.1]

Jacob: Is that a flying sword? Flynn: Excalibur. Jacob: He's got a flying sword!

And the Horns of a Dilemma [1.3]

Ezekiel: Close your eyes. Focus on your other senses. Cassandra: My other senses and I don't get along so well.

And Santa's Midnight Run [1.4]

Santa is real!

And Santa's Midnight Run [1.4]

Cassandra: Mrs. Claus is real?! Jenkins: Oh shiny balls, yes.

And Santa's Midnight Run [1.4]

Santa knows my name.

And Santa's Midnight Run [1.4]

You're gonna talk in the 3rd person, all day. Awesome.

And Santa's Midnight Run [1.4]

Now go and give them back the gift of hope.

And the Apple of Discord [1.5]

Oh no, it's not dangerous, but I think I am.

And the Fables of Doom [1.6]

Cassandra: Where did you get the ax? Jacob: I don't know. You smell that? Storm's a-comin'. Eve: There's a bird on you. Jacob: Yeah.

And the Fables of Doom [1.6]

Eve: Well, I'm pretty sure Stone's The Huntsman. Jacob: And Cassandra is Prince Charming. Cassandra: Weirdly. Jacob: And Baird is a Princess. Eve: Pffft! A Princess? (laughs) It's happening.

And the Fables of Doom [1.6]

Hey, come with me if you want to live!

And the Fables of Doom [1.6]

Together, we will fight. And together, we will win.

And the Fables of Doom [1.6]

Jamie: Dad, who are those people? Sheriff: They're Librarians, honey. Jamie: Librarians? Sheriff: Wow, now that I say that aloud that does not make any sense at all.

And the City of Light [1.9]

Ezekiel: I just think that if a super intelligent powerful alien race arrives, we should be prepared. Eve: You're planning on selling out the human race, aren't you? Ezekiel: I will absolutely sell out the human race to our new alien ovelords. Don't fight them, they know what's best for us.

And the Loom of Fate [1.10]

Eve: I got to see what you were like if you weren't librarian. Flynn: How was I? Eve: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between between genius and bad puns. Flynn: So, business as usual.