Suicide Squad

Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars. Harley Quinn: What? These bars? Griggs: Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady! Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me! Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground. Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.

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The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got? Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I got you a kitty. The Joker: So thoughtful. Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love. The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor. Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah. The Joker: I need a machine gun. Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A machine gun? Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

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Amanda Waller: Then we got the Aussie, Digger Harkness, or as the tabloids call him Captain Boomerang Robber: We're going to be rich. Captain Boomerang: Yeah, you and me mate. Go and get the car. Amanda Waller: [narration] He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then, he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others. The Flash: No honor amongst thieves, eh? Amanda Waller: But he tangoed with a metahuman and lived to talk about it.

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The Joker: [walking in] What do we have here? Dr. Harleen Quinzel: [strapped to table] I did everything you said. I helped you! The Joker: Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel? Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J? The Joker: [hold electrode wands] What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad. Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it. The Joker: [putting the leather strap in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.

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The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense! Monster T: You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch. The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy. Harley Quinn: Puddin'! The Joker: Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!

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Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them? Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interests for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.

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