Everybody Wants Some!!

Dale Douglas: This ain't high school, man. This is a new level. You have not earned teammate status yet...And until you do, you're nobody. Jay: I'm too fuckin' philosophical for this shit!

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Roper: Look at what we have here! Hey, ladies! Party later tonight at the baseball houses. Bev's Friend: You should be investing this energy elsewhere. Roper and Finn: [together] Lesbians. Beverly: I like the quiet guy in the back seat. Roper: Whoop, there's nothing here. Jake: I can see how that would be threatening, new guy coming in getting all the ladies... That was a joke. Plummer: I've got your joke right here. Finn: Did he just call his dick a joke? Dale: That's what he implied.

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Dale: Lookit. Jake: What? What's up? Dale: Finn's in his average cock mode. Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls about how he has an average cock. Jake: Why the hell would he do that? Dale: See, no, it's genius, actually. See, he tells girls that he has an average cock, and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper, women find it a relief from all the guys talking about how huge they are. Finn: [to a group of girls] I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower. Dale: See all that fun, all that laughing? Jake: Yeah, yeah. Dale: They're talking about his dick, man! Jake: Fuckin' with me. Dale: No...You heard of "foot in the door"? Jake: Of course. Dale: Finn's got his dick in the door. Jake: That's fucking genius. Dale: Genius. Yes!

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Plummer: I don't know about this country bar, man. Dale: Wait, wait, wait. What the Charlie Pride are you talking about? We're just gonna do a quick wardrobe change, and we're there. Finnegan: All right, I gotta say, I hate all this Cotton-Eyed Joe, "Looking for love in all the wrong places." What, Disco Boy now wearing a cowboy hat and boots and shit? Dale: Yeah. Finnegan: It's unbelievable that's trendy now everywhere! Jake: Does that mean you're not going? Finn: I didn't say that.

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Roper: We have a little tradition welcoming the new guys. Everyone: [to the freshman, taped up onto a wall] Freshman batting practice! Plummer: Welcome to the big time, boys.

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Willoughby: [while smoking pot] God. Listen to this song. Listen to this progression here, okay? Listen to how it goes up. It steps up from one moment to another and leads you there, just...Oh, yes. I mean, look, you can play an E pentatonic scale at 100 miles an hour till somebody's ears burn off, you can learn that, right? But finding the tangents within the framework, therein lies the artistry, man. You know, a fucking bunch of dudes jump around on stage, jerking each other off, you know, in spandex, isn't fucking music. Plummer: I don't know, man. I kinda like Van Halen. Willoughby: Well, yeah, Plum, you do. And you know why you do? Because corporate America is shoving something down your throat and making you believe it, because that's what they want you to believe. I mean, guys, it's about finding out who you are in the space in-between the notes that they're offering you. I mean, you gotta tune in, man. You gotta tune in. You know, and don't be afraid to let the experience find

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