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Broken car: Don't take me out, Coach. I can still race! Peterbilt: Mack? I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbilt for dang sake! Turn on your lights, ya moron! Sven: Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!

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Lightning McQueen: [concentrating] Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. [screen then shows some race cars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again] One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. [screen then shows Lightning from the back of his left side as his car accelerates and gains on a race car, then the screen goes dark again] Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little breaky could be good for me- no, no, no, stay focused. Speed. [screen then shows race cars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right, then goes dark again] I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning! Mack: [pounds on his trailer door] Hey, Lightning, you ready? Lightning McQueen: Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.

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Bob Cutlass: Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does the King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before he retires? Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup? Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second-place spot, we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career. Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob, his chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was - Lightning McQueen! Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think anyone expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now. Darrell Cartrip: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco? Bob Cutlass: The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!

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Chick Hicks: The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco Blue? [pauses] Dinoco Blue! Ah ha ha ha! Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder. Hicks: Yeah, right. "Thunder"? What's he talking about, "thunder"? McQueen: Oh, you know, 'cause 'Thunder' always comes after Lightning! Ka-ping! Ka-pow!

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Doc Hudson: All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots. No, check that... I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm... [notices Lightning, who grins nervously] Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed. Lightning McQueen: Yes! Mater: Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!

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Doc Hudson: This here is Bessie, finest Road-Paving Machine ever built. [to McQueen] I'm hereby sentencing you to community service. You're gonna fix the road under my supervision. Lightning McQueen: [shocked] What?! This place is crazy! Mater: [whispers to Lightning] Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees. Lightning McQueen: What? Doc Hudson: So we're gonna hitch you up to sweet Bessie, and you're gonna pull her nice. Lightning McQueen: You've gotta be kidding me. Doc Hudson: You start there where the road begins, [they drive to where the road begins from the courthouse and look at the damaged road] you finish down there where the road ends. Mater: [shocked; looks at the damaged road] Holy shoot! Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa! How long is this gonna take? Doc Hudson: Well, fella does it right, should take him about five days. Lightning McQueen: Five days?! But I should be in California schmoozing Dinoco right now! Doc Hudson: Then if I

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