The Thin Blue Line

[about to demonstrate a pickpocket's technique] I'd like to meet the man who can get inside my trousers.

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Robbery Victim: "What's been taken?" My self-respect, my peace of mind, my sense of well-being... Goody: Could you describe these items please, sir?

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The point of Biggles and of Sherlock Holmes is to solve crimes and kill Germans, and by heavens, that should be enough for any man!

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Habib: [tipsy, speaking to her fireman date] Are you not coming in for a coffee? I've got a packet of condoms...I mean, biscuits. Drunk Man: I have the right to a lawyer and a bucket.

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He's slippery. Like an owl.

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Gladstone: I was captain of a pub-quiz side once, sir. Fowler: Were you really? Gladstone: Oh yes! I remember telling the lads before our first match, "Memory and detail; let those be our by-words. Memory, memory, memory, detail, detail, detail!" Fowler: Well, excellent advice, Gladstone. And how did your team fare? Gladstone: I don't know; I forgot where the pub was.

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