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Ken Smith: It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok? Mitch Roussel: Is that what today's agenda is? Ken Smith: Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby! Jess Felton: That's so gross.

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Laura: Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed. Adam Sewell: What? No, please tell me he's lying Jess, you fucking bitch! Jess Felton: Fuck you! I never did that! Mitch Roussel: Hey stop! It was me, man. It was me. Adam Sewell: WHAT? Why!? Mitch Roussel: Does it really matter!? Adam Sewell: It does to me, Mitch! They put me in handcuffs! I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!

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Mitch Roussel: Okay, you know what? We're not doing this shit here, everybody just stop. Pick up your phones, mute your computers. Jess Felton: I don't know where my phone is guys please don't do this. Blaire Lily: Jess it's okay [mutes mic] Jess Felton: No wait! [gets up from bed and walks to desk chair whilst quickly glancing for phone] Jess Felton: Fuck guys. Laura: [via Skype IM] Nice try guys, let me turn those mics on for you. Jess Felton: Guys, Guys! He can hear you, he can turn your mics on.

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Blaire Lily: For a sec I thought this was real Mitch Roussel: How do you know it's not? Blaire Lily: Stop trying to freak me out. Mitch Roussel: Or what? Blaire Lily: Or... I'll send my dad to fight you. [winky emoji] Mitch Roussel, Blaire Lily: Your dad's not home... Blaire Lily: How do you know? Mitch Roussel: Cause he's out drinking with mine. [sends link of Laura's facebook memorial page revealing the messenger to Laura]

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Ken Smith: [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image] Hey genius! We can see you. Jess Felton: What is that? Like a lattice or crate? Ken Smith: Ken! Ken Smith: What? Jess Felton: Uh, stand back for a second. Ken Smith: Why? Adam Sewell: Just do it dude. [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]

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Blaire Lily: [sobbing out of control] Laura, I'm sorry that we drifted apart! Laura: 'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story. Blaire Lily: No... Blaire Lily: [whisperly] I got her... Blaire Lily: I'm sorry. Laura: What you've done will live here forever. Laura: I wish I could forgive you, Blaire. Blaire Lily: NO! Laura? Blaire Lily: [screams] NO!

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